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Hello, I am SockCooker. Yep, a sock puppet ;-)

I've been here for 16 years, 9 months and 4 days; "has posted 2316 messages on the links board"...

A few months ago, I posted a link to a video of a car crash, which was a bit...vivid. Oops.

My account was blocked. If I try to post, it says,
You are on the Naughty Step, Reason: ""

It says, "You'll be allowed back in 0 seconds. Take this time to read the FAQ. When you return, please don't misbehave again as repeated ignoring of our rules can result in a banning. "

It has a button, "I am very sorry", but clicking it doesn't work.

Maybe 'coz they set it to zero seconds? IDK.

Halp?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:12, Reply)
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How long has there been a "share" button there?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:16, Reply)
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I don't see a share button anywhere, mate?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Few days, maybe a week.

(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ. Now I can see it too. Surely, the only person on here with Facebook is birb?

(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never been on Facebook.
I joined and made one post on Twitter in ...2008(?) to have a go at some cunt who screwed me out of about £70. Never felt inclined to use it again.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post But anyway, fuck this share button and the horse it rode in on.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be new but first thought I had never noticed it before
Due to being a complete Muppet.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That’s easy to fix mate. Simply delete system 32.
YW.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:17, Reply)
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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in /dev
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You aren't Sockcooker. You're zzz. It says so right there.

(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:19, Reply)
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Can't really prove it, if I can't post as sock, but meh,
I hope a mod will have sense.
Erm.
IDK if I can do anything as sock to prove it, erm... lemme see
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
Can't do anything.
I thought maybe I could do something in the profile, but no...
Just says, "You are on the naughty step", with the button that doesn't work.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So there's no way for you to prove that you aren't some creepy perv called zzz, sockfishing as somebody else?
How convenient.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:28, Reply)
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What form of proof would convince you?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you really not put two and two together you dozy cunt?

(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:28, Reply)
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Bampersand?
For one single post that was a little bit over the line?
After 16 years?

Just asking. If that's the case... sure, I'll fuck off. Let me know.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Come back once you've sobered up and re-evaluate.

(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a couple of months ago,
Even I can't stay pissed for that long.

I think the mod maybe set the timer wrong, at "0", so there's no way back.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Or, set the timer correctly.

(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My guess is,
that the system assumes you give a reason and a time,
They put no reason or time,
Therefore the timer is zero,
Therefore it's forever.

IDK. Maybe they did really intend to ban me forever?

If that's the case, I'll shut up, but...

I think it was just a mistake. Probably.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha you stupid cunt

(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
;)
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the broken bit of code
If the mod puts zero, the button will never work...


currdate = new Date();
banfinishes = currdate.getTime() + 0 * 1000;

countdowndiv = document.getElementById('countdown');
sorrydiv = document.getElementById('sorry');
sorrydiv.style.display = 'none';

function counter() {
currdate = new Date();
banseconds = parseInt((banfinishes - currdate.getTime()) / 1000 + 0.5);
if (banseconds 0) {
setTimeout('counter()', 1000);
} else {
// countdowndiv.style.display = 'none';
sorrydiv.style.display = '';
}
}
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post zzz indeed.

(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a bug or a feature?
I mean, there might well be reasons for having a permanent facility for particularly egregious acts.

Such as, say, posting a video of six people being killed, INCLUDING AN EIGHT YEAR OLD CHILD.

Did you EVER apologise for that? Do you feel any remorse AT ALL? Do you seriously not understand why that might be reason enough for you to not be welcome anymore?

“ A few months ago, I posted a link to a video of a car crash, which was a bit...vivid. Oops.”

No. Clearly not.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 23:21, Reply)
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"Did you EVER apologise for that?"

Where could I? I couldn't post anything.

Also, maybe get a spell-checker.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, Steve Irwin was killed by the Queen Mother using a whale in the Thames.

(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post So long
and thanks for the fish. Just joking, get fucked.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2022, 23:51, Reply)
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Cheers
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can help.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post lol I'm not going to though.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 0:02, Reply)
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gz
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 0:31, Reply)
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(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "Moaning about it on the board ...
... will result in a new stepping. Or worse."

There's your answer right there.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not moaning about it
The ban was fine. No problem.
I'm saying there's a bug in the software that means it's not possible to "accept" my ban and clear it.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You don’t change, do you?
Deleting theads again? Your cognitive function is fucked.
Here’s some of what you deleted:

You:

Hello
When you posted that, there was a bit of text in red, saying this:

If you don't like it, don't say anything

I think that's nice.

Me:

Seriously, you’re gonna read me the rules when you’re the one who got banned?
Your cognitive function is completely fucked.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 2:43, Reply)
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What?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you write this too?
You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear
threat can now reflect upon your woke sky.
You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from
intercontinental ballistic tweets.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post cancel culture has gone too far

(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post this account isn't a day old and already you're thread deleting
if it was just you being mentalist, that would be tolerable. We all have our crosses. But you're not just a mentalist. you hounded that bloke off the board who just wanted to post game reviews . You repeatedly accused him of being a paedophile every time he posted his own work in your long mentalist posts over the course of more than a year, because he once reviewed a game that had a lame nonce joke in it. You're not just a mentalist, you're a nasty bullying mentalist of undeserving b3tans..
Under normal circumstance this alone would be enough for me to dislike you, but after you admitted you spent 4 years whoring with thai prostitutes, most of them kidnapped from thai and burmese villages and forced into prostitution, and made comments that they can't have been underage because "thai women are older than they look" it exposed you as the deluded massive hypocrite that you are. I'm glad you were banned and they should ban this account, too. Your empty virtue signalling doesn't make up for the snuff videos and sick shit you've done with your life. I've got no time for you, sockcooker. fuck off
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 3:06, Reply)
This is a normal post the word you are looking for is "cunt"
hope that helps x
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post pithier

(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post no u

(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody missed you.
Nobody wants you here.
Go away.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you too, honey bunny

(, Fri 4 Mar 2022, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a new account, from which you can post things
So what's the problem here?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That he has a new account, from which he can post things
maybe
(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This definitely seems like a problem to me.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2022, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to the internet

(, Fri 4 Mar 2022, 2:01, Reply)