So someone develops and releases an experimental product while claiming without evidence that it will save lives.
Side effects of seatbelt wearing include whiplash/spinal injury and increased chances of being trapped unconscious inside your vehicle. Without a belt, in the event of a collision you will be ejected to safety well before your car burns. The three-point seatbelt is clearly designed to resemble a harness. Wearers are willingly surrendering their freedoms and shackling themselves up like a beast of burden to go about the State’s business. Really it’s all about Control, and getting the population to mindlessly obey and not question the rules. Wake up and tell the government you know what they’re REALLY up to! The Facts about how literally thousands of people are killed Every Day by their restraining straps are being suppressed by Big Belt. Seatbelts cause autism.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:10,
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Sometime ago, I had to void my bowels urgently when I was being transported but I was restricted by this liberal lasso
the seatbelt. Unfortunately, I couldn't unclip the buckle quick enough and flooded the backseat of my uber driver's car with a chaotic and fluid evacuation from my rectum with a stench that can only be described as rotten eggs and burning electric combined. As I freed myself, the driver was already free from the car vomiting over the bridge we had pulled over on. I apologized and said I will give him a five star rating. After wiping away the puke from his mouth, he put his hand up and told me to keep fighting the power. To this day, I will never wear a fascistic clip (seatbelt) again.
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$imon $quibb ✅, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:37,
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My wife would have survived that head-on,
since we were both belted, but unfortunately the driver of the other vehicle loved to think independently and ended up as a 90kg projectile through both windscreens. Still, she is a price worth paying for society's Freedom.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:06,
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history.com/news/seat-belt-laws-resistance
"When David Hollister introduced a seat belt bill in Michigan in the early 1980s that levied a fine for not buckling up, the state representative received hate mail comparing him to Hitler."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:46,
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Fuck you, I won't survive an otherwise fatal event like you tell me
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:00,
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You can always try a homeopathic safety belt. You wear it in the comfort of your own chair at home for 3 seconds in the morning and you're fully protected on the road for the rest of the day
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:40,
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I always thought
the homeopathic seatbelt was like a regular seatbelt, but was so diluted that to any rational examiner it looks and acts just like the image of a seatbelt printed onto your shirt.
Either that or you get the cause of death in a car accident (the other car) then place that in pure water for a while until the water gains a memory imprint of the other car, then you take 2 drops of that water before driving.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:43,
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The lower the dose, the greater the potency.
Therefore, because some water has touched some cars before continuing its way on the water cycle, all water is now incredibly potent counter-car medicine. However, as more water touches more cars over time, the potency of the anti-car power of water is constantly diminishing.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 20:01,
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