All Dyson products are shit
made exclusively for stupid cunts.
Literally every joint in their over-designed vacuum cleaners is a point of failure. You can't lift them without the part you're holding separating from the rest, and when it hits the floor (or the bottom of the stairs) it disintegrates like lego.
Just one whiff of ash in the filters and the motor will never work properly ever again.
Utterly useless technology. Just buy a Henry, or if that's not hardcore enough, get a pair of ear protectors and a Vax.
Their air purifying headphones are viral superspreaders. You should only use them if you are a very low level supervillain.
You'd have to be suicidal to even test drive a fucking Dyson CAR. Jesus fucking Christ.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 14:39,
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I used to work with two engineers from Dysons safety department
They would agree.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 16:39,
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I remember when we got one of their bladeless fans in the lab
We immediately took it apart and found the fan inside it.
Another mate of mine ended up taking quite senior HR post there. They quit after 6 months or so - with no other job to go to - because the culture in the place was so toxic.
Dyson is such fucking bullshit.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:31,
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To be fair, the DC01 was half decent
I've got our old one in my garage and it seems to keep going forever. That said, after we "upgraded" to one where the hose wore out every year and was stupid money to replace, I was finally done with Dyson when it picked up a 2p piece which then got stuck halfway up the pipe. Why on earth would someone design an air path that got smaller?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 20:33,
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I inherited my dads when he carked it. my cousin got in first and got his flat screen
had it about 2 and half years, I reckon he had it for at least 3.. one of the better models. easier than any vacuum cleaner ive used. really good suction for cordless, especially on carpets. quick and easy emptying. hardly gets blocked. to me it does seem a bit top heavy and fragile, so I'm careful where I stand it. but other than that it seems a great vacuum. cant really talk about the value as I didn't pay, but probably overpriced to buggery if you look at all else they flog. but cordless beats having to plug in something and drag it around anyday of the week, and its a pretty powerful cordless. I reckon I vacuum the house twice as fast
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 23:14,
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I've got a shark
It's fucking ace and about a third of the price
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 21:51,
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That's an animal, you massive twat.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 22:41,
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Cyclone tech is sound.
After all, they'd been using it for years before Dyson "invented" it.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 2:39,
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Bagless tech is fucking wank. Complete fucking wank.
My folks decided to invest in a fancy new vacuum cleaner and ended up opting for a Miele Blizzard. It's the most miserable pile of shittybollocks to masquerade as a hoover that I've ever had the mispleasure of experiencing.
Its suction power barely exceeds half-hearted and the fucking thing overheats every 5 minutes, entering a filter self-cleaning mode that sounds like the cursed plastic bastard is eating itself from the inside out before having another go for a minute or two before shutting down completely lest it burst into flames.
It turns out that the fucking shitty filter needs replaced more frequently than a fucking shitty bag would, because cleaning the fucking shitty thing under the tap makes absolutely zero fucking shitty difference.
I've only used the bastarding thing three or four times and I fucking hate it.
By contrast, my Miele C3 is an absolute dream.
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I was having a similar experience with a Miele
But when I realised the filter was washable it was just a matter of giving it a good wash with washing up liquid, working it well into the filter so the dirt would then rinse out. The same works on Dyson filters.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 18:18,
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Talking about the six foot high ones they have in sawmills and such.
Fuck Dyson. He had one idea and it wasn't even his.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 5:03,
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Which? reviews have changed
haven't they?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 10:17,
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As it happens, that's almost certainly where it was recommended to my Dad.
He's been an avid Which? subscriber since back in the days before they became the bagless vacuums of the consumer advice sector. These days you're probably far more likely to find an honest, unbiased review in What Hi-Fi.
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dyson vacuums are terrible
heavy hard to clean. hard to use. over heat
Henry is the best. simple vertical stack design. reliable. light. easy to use. plus it has a nice face
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