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This is a link post Psycho Goose!
Anybody that's ever dealt with an unruly goose can surely relate to this. I'm surprised the dog didn't massacre it
(redflame35, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm really surprised the dog didn't just bite the fucker in half.
 (fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:16, Reply)
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I dunno geese are hard. Not as hard as swans though
 (brob, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahhaahahahhahaa
right to the end!
what a laugh. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame
Would have been much better if it'd pushed the guy into the blades of his motor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Tue 20 May 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post First off, I declare myself as signed up fluffy friendly tree hugger.
I have had similar experiences with Greylag Geese on the River Thames. I really was getting ready to throttle one of the sods if they had another crack at me on my way to work. They stand as yet the only animal I have given a genuine “clip round the ear” to.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post bugga that vicious little fucker
I'd have bum'd it to death the black and beige feathery bastard
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*breathes*

ahahahahahahahahahahah!

Such vicious sods the Canada geese!
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post motherfucking goose on a boat
you reckon sam jackson would be up for it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post goats on a boat
get it right!
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post goats on a motorboat

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post goatse on a motor launch
now thats your movie
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post He's obviously done something to provoke it
He seems more interested in filming it than doing something about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post you don't have to do much to provoke one of those
sometimes walking a little too close one is enough to piss it off.
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell!

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 May 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha how odd.
Although why he just doesn't speed off in the boat...
 (I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:02, Reply)
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I can totally understand his reaction... I was bullied by some psychotic geese on a daily basis on my way to school. If the animal world would be nazi Germany, geese would be the SS.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Tue 20 May 2008, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Goose stepping!
...That was probably hell on the knees, no wonder the Krauts lost the war.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 20 May 2008, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Geese have attitude.
I am well scared of them.
 (Fluffster, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i used to get attacked by one regularly
coming home on my bike on the canal towpath, one evening i stopped, and gave the fucker a good kicking.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Im torn between whether or not I would have throttled the cunt or not.
On the one hand its just a dumb animal and thinks its protecting itself or its eggs probably. On the other hand geese are fucking evil.
 (I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 21 May 2008, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Annoying bastards
Also, impossible to look cool dealing with the aggressive sods.

Fighting off grizzly = manly
Fighting off goose = embarrassing
 (edhead, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Assuming he's looking in roughly the same direction as his camera,
that's some pretty fucking dangerous speedboat driving at the end. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 May 2008, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! THAT'S why I hate geese.
Felt sorry for that dog...
 (I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yiff?
I don't profess to be an expert on goose love but at 1:10 it looks like the goose is trying to mount the dog? The biting is all part of the foreplay, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pee-Bob, Fri 23 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd probably agree with
you
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 26 May 2008, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yum yum
Only a quick twist of the neck away from a delicious roast goose.
 (annexia, Sat 24 May 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just fowl...
Poor goose was just trying to get a gander at the dog.
 (DrewciferCDXX won't kiss you for a dollar, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant, simply brilliant
heheh...goose
 (I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 25 May 2008, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahahaha!
bloody hell, I could hardly breath from laughing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 26 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
little feathered cunt, i'd have bashed it with an oar
 (fucko the clown, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Run!
Run faster! The geese are coming!
 (Linusmartensson, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:09, Reply)