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This is a link post Ryanair consider charging customers for use of toilets
If ever there was a man that I didn't take to... What they gonna do next, charge for air-usage?
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post There's going to be a surcharge for sitting down on one of those planes next.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this on the news this morning
what a dickhead.

He was on to talk about their plans to stop people having checked in luggage- you'll now only be able to have hand luggage up to 10k. Thats fine for a weekend away, but I don't think he's thought about the ban on liquid in hand luggage. If I'm going away for a fortnight I need more than 100 mls of shampoo.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Shampoo Gin
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post + whisky

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Does lube count as liquid?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
It Does.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
and so now I am going to go and invent solid lube that becomes liquid in the presence of sexually aroused humans.
 (I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You're going to invent butter?

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post good point
I hadn't even thought of that!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I'd ever book one of their flights
But if I did, I'd just piss against the toilet door instead.

Just because I can.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking this exactly!!
Nothing would give me more pleasure than laying a steaming cable down the isles of one of their planes.

They are just going to be finding bottles of piss all over the place. They will turn their planes in to the hard shoulder of the M6.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Everyone should take a container on board and piss into it, and proudly present it to the crew at the end of the flight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post of not more than 100ml
...
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I would relish the opportunity
to take a shitpiss on a pair of lovely air hostess tits.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe thats their plan
They have found a niche in budget airline market and are expanding in to scat flights.

'badabadabadee dabdabdadadab'
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post simple solution...
don't fly with ryanair, they are fucking shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm sure they'll find a few surprises in the air-sick bags

(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to pay for those on a Ryanair flight too...
don't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:09, Reply)