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This is a link post How to Survive an Airplane Crash.
Info like this could save your life.
(Fluffster, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that the brace position
was there to keep your teeth near your body so they can identify your charred remains....

rather than to improve your chances of survival.
is that true d'ya fink?
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, dental records and a nice clean snap of the neck
to alleviate suffering
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I was put a post in on talk about this about a year ago but the general consensus was that it was a myth.
 (Fluffster, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
The brace position was invented years ago when there was far more space in planes IMO - now try to get into the brace position on an EasyJet flight ... it's a physical impossibility (for me anyway)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Try doing that on Air Cameroon.
There's not even space to sit.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post you could sit on the wings
then it's easier to get off if the plane crashes
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Air Cameroon
Have they changed at all in the last ten years?

Does "a big bucket of animal fat" still count as hand luggage?
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post While brace postions in the face of a nosedive into the ground/ocean from 25000 feet are pretty pointless
Bracing in event of a wheels up, or off runway landing, means that everyone keeps in their seats, and protects face and limbs from copping a bashing and preventing injury. The quick death thing is just a grim urban legend.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Tyler Durden says it's so oxygen floods to your noggin
and you calm down....
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That comment is based on science and therefore, must be true
;)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post he also said you can make napalm from orange juice

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post computer says False
www.snopes.com/travel/airline/brace.asp

Although I sometimes question Snopes itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post my instinct - apart from screaming -
would be to bring my legs up to my chest so they don't get sliced off....

hahaha
one plane journey I went on was playing Rosemary's baby as the in flight movie.

My mate was on a plane to LA during the riots and watched a news report on the plane about how LA was burning and there was a mad gunman on the lose in LAX. She asumed that they would divert the plane - they didn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh, they were playing sweet home alabama in the bar at Heathrow!
waiting for a delayed work flight, time for a beer, that came on, Good choice, what next says dave, Chantilly lace by the big bopper? Rave on,buddy holly? I can`t remember all the bands that had been in crashes we came up with. I had to cry foul at Stevia Ray Vaughn as that was a helicopter!
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)