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This is a link post Spamtastic Solar Clamp Light! I made this!
I'm pretending I've just bought the fatastic Solar Clamp Light. In fact I'm stuck in a small room somewhere in China (no idea where, there's no windows). It would be a useful item if I was allowed out to pee... the bulb blew in our outhouse two months ago.

Please help. Send food. Or lightbulbs.

[mod edit: spammer banned, link changed, post may have been edited]
 (Cotmweaselee, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:52, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you'd suck your own cock if it wasn't so tiny, that's what I think about it

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:03, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi there
I bought that product and can I just say to EVERYBODY reading - DO NOT BUY THIS.

As soon as I got it home it raped my mother and kid brother. Then when I tried to send it back to the manufacturer it raped me too. I am writing this on my HTC Desire from the basement as he has us locked in.

SEND HELP
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I used this on my last camping trip
and a fox ate my kids.

Does not recommend.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to buy a pair of fake nike trainers from the far east just to kick the shit out of the fantastic solar clamp light in an appropriate manner

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)
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get you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post HEY YOU!!
unfortunately it looks like all your "ENGLAND GAMES ON ITV = ENGLAND DO NOT WIN" theory was right!!!

Goddamn!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha...
I seen this on sky sports news, they were going on about ITV never showing a winning england world cup game.
 (Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
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worst. product. ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish it wasn't but, I felt a duty to forewarn people.
The upside is we can be really positive now it's not on ITV anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I went camping on the dark side of the moon and was relying on this
it couldn't even rape me
 (slarty, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They mostly come at night... Mostly
and I was relying on the fantastic solar clamp light to guide me back to the dropship. But the c*nt failed me and I was cocooned with the others. Dave the chestburster says hi.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, We're going to nuke the site from orbit, to be sure.
Oh hang on, our nukes are solar clamp light powered, doh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought two of these for my parents to use
the lamp leaked some kind of acid on to my father as he slept causing blindness in his eye region.
My mother was troubled by traumatic visions whenever the lamp was switched on.
DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT IT'S SHIT
7/10 would buy from again
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Into the mud, scum queen!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
That went well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post you know if I was a spamcunt I'd be spamming links to my competition
as a way of sabotaging their sales, because this makes me want to never buy this product.

In fact there's a strong chance that if you spammed an ad for air, I'd stop breathing just to fuck with you.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)