(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 9:34,
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That was very informative. Weird seeing an American measure that completely ignores the existence of the metric system.
(RompaStompaStick it up your jumper, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 9:46,
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Fake units, sad!
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:12,
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two ronnies at their best
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:56,
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My tape measure doesn't have the scribing tool.
I feel like I've been robbed.
(The Awful Puppy Bakeryis still bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:15,
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*pities*
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:29,
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Mine has no scribing tool or base measurement
I'm surprised I can measure anything with this sham of a debacle
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:33,
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Isn't a sham of a debacle something quite competent?
*does confused double negative face*
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 15:36,
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You're not not wrong
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 23:11,
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I just use my dick to measure everything. makes it more of a challenge when its cold though
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:52,
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Is the end serrated?
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:47,
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Has it got a slot to accommodate the head of a nail?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:56,
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But what if u don't want to measure in millimetres?
(simbosanis too tired, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:25,
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Does it reel back in at the touch of a button.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:37,
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I only found out recently that Chinese inches are bigger than UK inches
In fact, Inches are different all round the world
(TurboespritVolume knob, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:33,
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So which has the shortest inch?
Only I think I've found a way to gain a bit of length.
Asking for a friend.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:55,
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Centimetres
They are colloquially known as "penis inches".
(Captain Ignorantwhat does this button do..., Mon 18 Dec 2017, 11:10,
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That must depress them even more when they're measuring their dicks
(MagicMoose, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 18:20,
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Cun
No, really, that's what they are called. Cun.
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:23,
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Next week,
finding your own arse with both hands.
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 20:19,
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