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This is a normal post what's the going rate for a healthy bee these days?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll tell you on Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post and do you pay per bee, or per 1000 bees, per hive?
The people must be told!
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post In my head, it's per bee.
So the auction takes ages as the auctioneer has to do each individually. What with viewing and so on, it gets very complicated.

In reality, I think they sell them per nucleus - that is, queen and retinue (or whatever you call the non-queens in a hive).

How my folks're going to get them from Lincoln back to Stoke is anyone's guess. And is getting bees like getting a cat, in that you have to keep them indoors for a couple of weeks so they don't run off?

Soooooo many questions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe you butter their paws
or wings, or something?
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Then you train them to walk across your toast,
thereby saving a fortune on knives.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha! Dragons Den
now!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
Patent this idea now!

1) Buy bees at auction
2) Butter bees
3) ???
4) PROFIT!
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://agdev.anr.udel.edu/maarec/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Moving_Bees.pdf
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasps are where the real money is these days. As everyone knows
bees make honey but wasps make jam.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I recognise this joke from somewhere,
though in the version I heard, I think that wasps made mustard.

But it's annoying me now, because I can't remember where I heard it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post not heard the mustard one, although I am equally annoyed
as I can't remember where I heard the jam one.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie Izzard

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah-ha!
Thank you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Im covered in Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 4:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Time Wasters Letters' book
by Robin Cooper I think - Waspard.
 (I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Not Izzard after all.

Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha.
My mistake.
Izzard was earwigs making chutney/spiders making gravy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post And wasps making fuck aaaalllll.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Honey is bee vomit. True facts on the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)