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This is a link post Scoop or Scope, Dog Egg Posters I made this!


So last week I made this poster and put it up all over my locale. Some irate local has torn them all down! I am of course plotting petty revenge. Would you like to join the campaign? Simply download, print, laminate and annoy those scummy non-scoopers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:20, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnAR2qB24yQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Armando Ianucci sketch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHYC4ekzg60
 (waruuu, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:52, , Reply)
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This would go better if you were handing out rifles...
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can shoot cats if you like, they shit all over my veg patch, little swines.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stewart Lee.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't Stewart Lee funny?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know, why isn't Stewart Lee funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post nteresting question.
I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not again!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, it thought you were telling a joke.
Sorry!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I leave the joke telling to James Corden.
I have no talent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh? Is James Corden funny?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he is hilarious.
Not as good as Roy 'Chubby' Brown but close to it.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy can be funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbzaDt0IbF4&feature=fvwrel
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, when?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll have to wait.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still waiting..

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost there...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vinegar strokes..

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
Sick and tired of getting dog mess on the wheels of baby's pushchair. The lazy sods who don't clean up after their dogs drive me mad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cleaned up over 3kg of dog shit from my back garden today.
First time the snow has cleared this winter so I could see where the stuff was. Gaz me if you want a pic.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha did you weight it??

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly did. My dog eats 1kg of food every day, I was surprised there was only that much in the garden.
Do want a pic?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post no.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will post it on /talk then.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from it being a picture,
how will anyone actually notice?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
VERY true!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking brilliant.
Somone lets their dog shit on the pavement, right on the fucking corner of my road. right in the fucking middle, where all the schoolkids walk on there way to school. selfish, ignorant cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^double this^
It's my kids who step in it as well, I keep a knife separate called the dogshit knife for such the occasion that it is needed


 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post pcmechanic has a dogshit sword.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post and it's on the kitchen worktop by the look of it

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You think can afford to buy his kids marmite for breakfast??

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure it wasn't one of the school kids?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't be surprised if it was kid shit.
Maybe it's someone with an unforgiving bowel?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
a lot...*aims and clicks*
I live in Amsterdam, dog turd capital of the world
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe! Excellent!
Although the gun should be aimed at the owners.
/responsible dog owner blog.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a valid point, and probably why they were torn down.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fixed it for you :)


imgur.com/rvQYh - print size ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is all kinds of ace.
Now, can you do one along the lines of "....and don't just bag it & then festoon the trees with it".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did a similar one in my neighbourhood and they also got taken down pronto
The message was "If I ever find the dog who shits on my doorstep I will superglue it's arse shut"
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahah!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soupy herb!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Place the signs, then dust the edges with printer toner.
For a more permanent marking solution, brush the edges with nitrogen tri-iodide, then look for whoever suddenly wears gloves to hide their purple hands.
 (I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this! Trying to think of legal ideas that would help. Toner is the key!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to help with the ideas.
I keep thinking of fluorescent powders or some organic dyes to help ID who's removing them.

You could then photograph that person, have posters made, and place them up instead. "Have You Seen This Cunt?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 4:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking yes!
I'm appointing these to my area pronto. It's hopscotch the whole way to uni dodging dog shit.
 (-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pictures please!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:35, , Reply)
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A neighbour's dog once pooped outside our front garden. My mother scooped it all up in a tissue and plopped it on their front doorstep.
 (UTB, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the next poster
Swap the picture for one of someone ripping a sign down
 (I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 10:24, , Reply)