So last week I made this poster and put it up all over my locale. Some irate local has torn them all down! I am of course plotting petty revenge. Would you like to join the campaign? Simply download, print, laminate and annoy those scummy non-scoopers.
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:20,
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Needs more cats.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:25,
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You can shoot cats if you like, they shit all over my veg patch, little swines.
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:27,
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Stewart Lee.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:37,
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Why isn't Stewart Lee funny?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:39,
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I don't know, why isn't Stewart Lee funny?
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:40,
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nteresting question.
I don't know.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:46,
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Not again!!
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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Oh, it thought you were telling a joke.
Sorry!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:55,
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I leave the joke telling to James Corden.
I have no talent.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:57,
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Oh? Is James Corden funny?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:02,
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Yes, he is hilarious.
Not as good as Roy 'Chubby' Brown but close to it.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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You'll have to wait.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:11,
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Still waiting..
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:32,
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Almost there...
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:45,
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Vinegar strokes..
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:46,
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I like this!
Sick and tired of getting dog mess on the wheels of baby's pushchair. The lazy sods who don't clean up after their dogs drive me mad.
(Krakapotlpicks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:52,
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^this^
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:00,
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I cleaned up over 3kg of dog shit from my back garden today.
First time the snow has cleared this winter so I could see where the stuff was. Gaz me if you want a pic.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:06,
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hahahaha did you weight it??
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:09,
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I honestly did. My dog eats 1kg of food every day, I was surprised there was only that much in the garden.
Do want a pic?
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:12,
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no.
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:13,
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I will post it on /talk then.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:14,
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Apart from it being a picture,
how will anyone actually notice?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:30,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
VERY true!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:32,
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Fucking brilliant.
Somone lets their dog shit on the pavement, right on the fucking corner of my road. right in the fucking middle, where all the schoolkids walk on there way to school. selfish, ignorant cunt.
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:57,
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^double this^
It's my kids who step in it as well, I keep a knife separate called the dogshit knife for such the occasion that it is needed
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:01,
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pcmechanic has a dogshit sword.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:17,
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and it's on the kitchen worktop by the look of it
(------, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:16,
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You think can afford to buy his kids marmite for breakfast??
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:26,
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Are you sure it wasn't one of the school kids?
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:13,
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Wouldn't be surprised if it was kid shit.
Maybe it's someone with an unforgiving bowel?
(JamTallons, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:46,
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I like this
a lot...*aims and clicks* I live in Amsterdam, dog turd capital of the world
(Mex3=mememe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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Hehe! Excellent!
Although the gun should be aimed at the owners. /responsible dog owner blog.
(Bryan DamageCheese sandwich?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:08,
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This is a valid point, and probably why they were torn down.
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:09,
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Fixed it for you :)
imgur.com/rvQYh - print size ;)
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:25,
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:D
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:48,
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This is all kinds of ace.
Now, can you do one along the lines of "....and don't just bag it & then festoon the trees with it".
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 18:32,
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I did a similar one in my neighbourhood and they also got taken down pronto
The message was "If I ever find the dog who shits on my doorstep I will superglue it's arse shut"
(simbosanis too tired, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:05,
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hahahahahah!!!!!
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:15,
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Place the signs, then dust the edges with printer toner.
For a more permanent marking solution, brush the edges with nitrogen tri-iodide, then look for whoever suddenly wears gloves to hide their purple hands.
(Felis Concolor, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:19,
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Love this! Trying to think of legal ideas that would help. Toner is the key!
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:35,
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Glad to help with the ideas.
I keep thinking of fluorescent powders or some organic dyes to help ID who's removing them.
You could then photograph that person, have posters made, and place them up instead. "Have You Seen This Cunt?"
(Felis Concolor, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 4:31,
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Fucking yes!
I'm appointing these to my area pronto. It's hopscotch the whole way to uni dodging dog shit.
(-Dodge-, accidentally liked your post on his phone, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:04,
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Pictures please!
(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:35,
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A neighbour's dog once pooped outside our front garden. My mother scooped it all up in a tissue and plopped it on their front doorstep.
(UTB, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:27,
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On the next poster
Swap the picture for one of someone ripping a sign down
(thistle, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 10:24,
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