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This is a link post Song for Rick Santorum
As a Brit living in America at the moment I came across this today - it made me throw up a little in my mouth - so I thought I would share it ...
(iamdrdee *The more we are sober, the less we are free*, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are they holding "Santorum" signs?
Does it mean they're up for anal?
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is it I hear "Gay Mom"?

(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!
Gaaawd!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how I operate.
It's no fun if you give advance notice.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You could at least yell "Surprise!".

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer...
"STOAT!!!" - it confuses and surprises simultaneously.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard it as Gay Mon, kind of in a Jamaican accent.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post i read that as "scrotum"

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Freud, your slip is showing...

(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post loving the "special" bus at 19s

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I'm a Brit in American too. We should meet up and complain about all the things we hate here.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Invite pcmechanic to the meeting. He can make these problems 'disappear'.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone for spaghetti with meatballs?

(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's still a shorter list than the reason I left...
EDIT: But topping the list would be the total inability for everyone but petroleum vendors to INCLUDE THE F**KING sales tax (AKA VAT) in the price of things on labels, so you never know how much things are going to cost when you have to pay. Gaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

(Mr Stabby, where are you...?)
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay ... Baltimore....
My missis is from Baltimore - but we got fed up of being shot at. So we left ...
 (iamdrdee *The more we are sober, the less we are free*, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
I made it all the way to Northern California.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was the most confusing wank I think I ever had.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post he sounds great!
gay mom.
 (I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they old enough to vote?
I thought you had to be middle aged for that privilege in America?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post good, but they're no Toby Keith
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PXSK3iDeAI
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this promises to be very funny
Looks like we'll have either a batshit mentalist who believes in an angel who gives out magic spectacles to read golden plates (guarded by a magic toad... or something); or a closet homosexual whose name is now hilariously linked to a product of anal sex.

All President Obama needs to say is "Who found Bin Laden?
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd buy that for a dollar!

Come home, America, almost all will be forgiven.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Man is she gonna be red raced
when Ricky Dicky raises taxes, can't stop abortion and gets caught boning a dude.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post something about spraying my unborn
all over the guitar fundie!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Gay mom!
Yeah! Play those banjo's, bongo's and a keyboard when all we hear is one guitar, one bass and a drum set.
 (I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)