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This is a link post Shrieking lunatic MP in PMQs
She's an angry elf
(Jimmers, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post just imagine her trying to buy a bottle of milk or something,
I wonder what she did to her arm, probably put it out of joint gesticulating or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post she forgot to turn off Caps Lock


also, fuck the fucking government/house of commons outdated shit
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post what would you replace it with?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post simple online system
so the overpaid twats don't sit around all day, wasting time, waiting their turn to maybe ask a question/vote on something.

It's insane in this day and age
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post like facebook or twitter for MPs?
I don't see why they should all have to physically go to London all the time, to be honest, it does seem a bit wasteful, especially if they all have to have second homes there as well. Maybe a couple of times a year or something for special occasions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking something a little more serious and secure
where they could put forward their constituents requests/vote in important debates etc without the Bullingdon club shouting.
Make them sit in their office in their "home town" and get some work done for a change instead of this ridiculous pomp and ceremony.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post security goes without saying
it would be nice if they could spend more time with their constituents, they have about 100,000 of them on average and then spend half the time swanning around in London.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well some of them will also be part of various committees.
and whilst a lot of it is either toadying or bluster the commons is supposed to be for debating the topics and you can't really do that with any eloquence online.

Same for M.Ps surgeries that they have to hold.
They could just take emails or letters but it's good that they have to come face to face with the public.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Skype video conference?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post personally I think an MP has too many constituents for it to be workable,
it was ok maybe in the middle ages when there were far fewer people, but now I feel like I need a sub-MP to represent me to my MP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post if anything it was harder to see your mp in medieval times than it is now.
What with the crusades and the feudal system and everything.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post and don't forget rotten boroughs,
I'm just thinking theoretically in terms of the numbers though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A rubber button?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe.. like... something called a local council?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post How a House of Commons Facebook account
where the PM puts the policy as a status and all the PMs have to "like" it?

No?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as they can't go BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY after every statement, I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, quality. My American friends love and can't believe the heckling that goes on in there.
Is the raucous behaviour to do with a) her histrionic style and b) the fact that she was reading from notes (used to be a red rag to the HP hecklers)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what she's like as an M.P or person however.
That's about the only way to get yourself heard over the braying.
And seeing as a lot of M.Ps couldn't give a fuck about turning up to parliament and representing their constituents her turning up with a busted arm wins a few points with me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post She waggled it like there wasn't a problem with the arm.
Probably a benefits scam.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't condone violence
but to whoever or whatever broke her arm - bravo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post People always say that about a Tory.
But scream bloody murder if someone says it about a Liberal.

Consistency folks.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i didnt catch that bit at the end
Not loud enough.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Allow me to translate...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6WLRqajfNE
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking stupid cunt bitch whore.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you tube is over there -->

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You love her

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Excuse me for a while
I'm just off to rent a cellar next to the Houses of Parliament and buy a load of gunpowder.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Newton Abbott...
It has alot to answer for.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)