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This is a normal post I get an annoying pop-up dialogue box every time a page loads

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post My, what round buttons you have

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post so he doesnt catch his forskin on the sharp corners . init?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Shiney Shiney!!!

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Try using a grown-up's computer

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a PC but I hardly ever use it because in comparison, it's fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It works fine for me
That is until I saw the floating* social media crap then closed it. Java has been disabled by default in one of the more recent updates. I'm not sure if it applies to your OSX version (hence my comment about the round buttons) but it's worth looking into.

*Sorry, but that's second only to stealing focus in jonbob's book of bile-raising web no-no's.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
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I have a PC but I hardly ever use it because in comparison, it's less shiney!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post pffff
actually I've used my expensive 17" macbook pro so much that it's classy aluminium body has totally lost it's once luxurious lustre. I only use my pc for games. My mac boots about 3 times faster and does everything, bar games, just as well if not better than my pc. Cubase on my PC crashed numerous times (including critical times when I was making stuff for uni) because, essentially, the ASIO drivers, which are a necessary software workaround to allow advanced audio apps to directly use the processor, are relatively unstable. Macs have "core audio", a much more reliable hardware solution.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like you
bought shit HW in the first place and probably have no clue how to config the SW.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post My EMU-1212m?
Sorry, but it's good hardware... Latency is as low as 2ms, has the same A/D converters as Pro-Tools no less and a signal to noise ratio to match!

Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be the latter then...

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it seems I was spot on
you DON'T know what you're talking about. :)

Here's the ASIO options for my soundcard... simple enough even you could handle it I reckon.


 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.....I typed 'b3ta' into the address bar,
but I appear to have been redirected to the ubergeek forum, mid nerd-off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post But... but...
I'll remember that next time you're moaning about why Gabe Newell hasn't announced HL3 yet!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *blank expression*
Hmmm...doesn't sound like something I'd do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm, may have been Amadeus or mrandrist
You all look the same to me anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking rotter.
[edit] Having read all the thread I can't believe all the hate you're getting. /links seems to have a LOT of sand in a LOT of vaginas today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *blows raspberry*
He's an established mac hating numpty, I think he DOES have a lot of sand in his vajayjay... as well as some autism.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)
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LOL so witty!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes looks simple
pity you failed to get it working isnt it and had to spend out on a shiney shiney box at three times the price.
I guess its horses for courses..
Not all people need a proper computer - they need something "that just works"
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically, you and your taxes paid for it via my student grant
so thanks for my expensively indulgent electronic treat :D

Besides, not getting something to work, and something being unstable/unreliable are two different things.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You spent your student grant on a mac?
Wow, what a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, another level headed mac hater, what are the chances eh?
It's almost like you're both linux using autistic bosom buddies who hold hands.

Anyway, the real reason I bough a mac is because much of the course content at uni required software that was only available, or usable to the degree required by the course, on macs (namely Supercollider and MaxMSP/Jitter).
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Paranoid much?
btw did anyone mention linux?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you denying it?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post two people have the same opinion on you,
so of course we must linux users..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post admit it
you use Linux
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't say you were a cunt because you used a mac
I said you were a cunt for spending your student grant on a mac then boasted about it on a forum while taunting those of us who paid for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I left the UK years ago
so I pay no taxes, so technical inept people can buy shiney things all they like.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Dickish much?
And it's spelled shiny FFS.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That is almost as bad
as suggesting that all mac users are pretentious art school graduates or graphic designers that happen to be pretentious or cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AaC
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post read a report that confirmed this
Basically if you use mac you're 73% more likely to wear classes which don't have prescription lenses. FACT!
 (hutber, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Classes?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Try actually buying Cubase

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post he can't
he spent his student grant on a Mac. My daughter spent hers on food and books.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post pffff
beer and morning after pills more like
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgive her for that.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
why its having all these problems, no money for proper software.
The rest of the grant probably was spent on a fixed wheel bike and a pair of beard trimmers;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice edit, I did wonder what a "bear trimmer" was.
Sorry to disappoint, but it seems we feel the same way about bearded people and hipster bikes.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's the thing... I did.
It was the first audio program that I decided to buy along with my new PC (at the time), an old akai sampler, a novation a-station and a behringer mixer. (compensation money).
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post pfff
more like a 200kg tub of Ky jelly...
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, your mum needs all that lube to counteract her various crusty infections

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
No I was thinking more about you shoving your shiney box up your arse as far it goes, while trying to decifer the instruction manual in the best way that you can, probably in the medium of mime.
P.S. I had your mum and shes shit
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've had few problems with Cubase and ASIO
Also, in terms of processor power, RAM and a fancy RAID config - I got a lot more for 800 quid than I would with apple. It's nice to run 20 instances of Massive just for fun.

ps I used to use an Akai S3000XL. Ahh the memories. I still have an A Station - the sub bass patch is still useful.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A fine array of equipment,
imagine how many years of use you will get out of it when you are on the dole leeching even more money from the poor tax payers of the UK ;)
Mookay- not aimed at you
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post he's probally like me
Dsylesic
 (hutber, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)