And all you spider lovers too, and the spiders you rode in on.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:28, Reply)
(^(^;;^)^)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:39, Reply)
you insensitive bastard, I'm with stuj, Go team spider!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:14, Reply)
friendly neighbourhood Spider Gran
spins a jumper, not your size
now you wear it, hear your sighs
look out, here comes your spider Gran
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 21:32, Reply)
but sometimes, sometimes they ask for it.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:31, Reply)
We're three floors up though so i try and get her to throw them out the window.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:34, Reply)
She once jokingly pretended to throw it at me, only happened the once.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:36, Reply)
Unfortunately the "release" part invariably meant lobbing it over the neighbour's fence, or if I was feeling particularly vindictive, onto his car door mirror.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:38, Reply)
I love the idea of his web being like a butterfly net as I drive about gathering his supper for him
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:46, Reply)
then smashing into the tarmac at 80 MPH.
Teeth-first.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:48, Reply)
on my passenger mirror, his web has been catching all sorts of bugs!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:58, Reply)
You guys have guns and yet never seem to put them to good use.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:05, Reply)
these can be shot at
www.planetseed.com/sites/default/files/heather-banana-spider_8711%5B1%5D.jpg
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Think i'll just go and change my pants now.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:11, Reply)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:16, Reply)
and a million pissed off creepies will swarm your abode and sleeping body
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Then we'd throw the new one in the web and play SPIDER FIGHTERS!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 18:50, Reply)