Sky News have just confirmed that the Leicester based company Walkers Crisps is to be taken over by a mega rich Arabian Consortium led by Sultan Sheikh.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:39,
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What's a frog's favourite flavour of crisp?
Croaky Bacon.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:44,
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What's a chiropodist's favourite flavour?
Cheese & Bunion
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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What's a millionaire's favourite flavour?
Pricey Tomato
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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And finally....
A duck walks into a bar and says "do you have any crisps?". The bartender replies, "No, we don't". Feeling sad the duck leaves. The next day the duck arrives and asks for crisps again. Sounding mildly annoyed, the bartender replies, "No", raising his voice slightly. Again, the duck leaves saddended. As usual the duck returns the next day and before he asks the bartender shouts "IF YoU ASK FOR CRISPS ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE FUCKING BAR YOU CUNT!!" The duck leaves. The next day the bartender is relieved, asssuming the duck won't return after being shouted at. Moments later, the duck walks in and asks, "do you have any nails?" and the tender replies "No".
So the duck asks, "Got any crisps?"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51,
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Encore!
Although I can understand the duck's frustration. A lot of bars sell crisps nowadays.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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The barman was probably refusing to serve him because he was using fowl language.
All other duck jokes below, please.
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A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, Cash or cheque? and the duck says, Just put it on my bill.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:44,
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