I like dogs too
But they're not as funny.
(TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:56,
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I like both as well, but I'm more of a cat man, they seem to adore me.
I wrote a letter to Whiskers once to see if they wanted a sample of my armpit hair because my cats loved sniffing it so much.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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You both sicken me.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:05,
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A fellow cat whisperer, eh?
Before visiting a mate recently I was warned about his vicious cat. Once I was sitting on his sofa she proceeded to sit on my lap and purr happily for my whole visit. Once I got up to leave she decided to attack my mate's ankles.
(TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:07,
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Haha, I've had similar experiences
Round a friends and just about to pick up the cat and my mate shouts, 'NOOOO, she'll have your face off!!' I picked her up and tickled her to a purring mess and she followed me down the garden path when I left :)
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:17,
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Threadkjack
A mate of mine (sisters ex boyfriend) once wrote a letter to Tescos (I think) threatening to contaminate their pic and mix with go-cat if they didn't reduce the price of their beans.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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What a legend, and to think the EU got awarded the nobel prize.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:22,
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He also wrote one to Mr Kipling
asking who played the cyclops in the Sinbad films.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:26,
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I can see why your sister went out with him.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:28,
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Was he an investment banker?
Seems about the right level of intelligence.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:31,
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Actually he's a professor of physics
=/
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:35,
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Your name has been written into my book of enemies.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:51,
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