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This is a link post You are all scum and I sneer at you:
Result: the class group you most closely match is:

Elite

This is the wealthiest and most privileged group in the UK. According to the Great British Class Survey results, lots of people in this group:

Enjoy high cultural activities such as visiting museums and listening to classical music
Went to private school and elite universities
Socialise with people who do a wide variety of jobs
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello EdsMeds.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Apr 2013, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Second from bottom apparently
Emergent service workers

This class group is financially insecure, scoring low for savings and house value, but high for social and cultural factors. According to the Great British Class Survey results, lots of people in this group:

Are young
Enjoy a cultured social life
Rent their home - almost 90%

What a scum bag I am!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
By any chance did you do a degree in the arts? I reckon that's going to contribute a lot to this category; people go to University, so get a decent education and exposure to lots of social/cultural groups, but have no route to a good wage afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm one of the new groups
probably because I do what I want to do rather than what my salary and social standing demands that I do
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh la di da!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post that's basically what this is though
Do you own your own home?
Do you know an accountant?
Do you watch football?

DOES NOT COMPUTE!
If you do the first two you should watch golf and play croquet!
We have to create a whole new social class for you, weirdo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Technical middle class
Who can I look down on then?
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This is a normal post Me I think
*Shines shoes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *reads paper* Any tips for the 3:30 at Chepstow?

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This is a normal post Mac users like the rest of us do.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm technical middle class
and a mac user...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too but I built my own P.C so it balances out

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This is a normal post Points with open mouth and makes like a body snatcher.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post me! I'm traditional working class
I'd have been lower but I ticked that I go to art galleries and museums. It didn't ask if they were free entry ones only.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with free art galleries
In my experience they're better than the pay ones.

Tate london free and loads of stuff.
Tate St Ives paid entry to see some Barbera Hepworth I could see down the road and some modern shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Your secretary
while you're banging her backdoor in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post They are the traits of a drug dealer

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah! Foiled again by those pseky kids :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Lowest of the low
I'd stay and complain, but I'm off to get me benefits.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Load of wank.
Says I'm from a working class background! I don't think so. Aha! Perhaps that what I want people to think!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Think that's a bit bollocksy, that, really
It seems to place an awful lot of importance on some things versus others. Like WTF has using Facebook got to do with class?

Apparently I'm 'emergent service workers', which isn't a million miles off, but I doubt the methodology.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I always knew you were my cultural superior pissflaps

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Established middle class? Moi?
Usual over-simplistic bollocks
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post haha! what a load of BS. it says i am young and sociable! :P

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Very skewed in terms of friends and interests.
I'm a poor post-grad, but I'm apparently I'm an elite since I like classical music and know an accountant.
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)