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This is a link post Another round of Jokes for you nice brits I made this!
Woman breaks bottle during my set
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you're not expecting to be the next Bill Hicks
but you have more nerve than I do getting up and telling jokes like that.
My act would be soiling my pants, crying, angry fidgeting and passing out.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Still a better set than Michael McIntyre could manage.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you there

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post McIntyre needs to narrate a BBC Four documentary about tumbleweed

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 May 2015, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2015, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Bringing humour to Americans'
Brave move :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 20 May 2015, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "The American Gareth Hale"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post keep going... you'll make it to the moon
even if you have to crawl.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's terrible advice, you can't crawl to the moon- you'd run out of atmospere!
And just imagine the mess when that fucker explodes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 May 2015, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You could crawl to the moon maybe
If they had the lunar lift set up, you could crawl around on the floor on the journey up.
So there Mr. Fancypants.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post At least you could be certain that Russ Abbot wouldn't be there.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post you should just rip off Louis CK jokes and hope your tiny drunk audience doesn't notice

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post FYI:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 20 May 2015, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more puns

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2015, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
You are absolutely shit. But i do applaud your bravery. I guess this is how all comedians start their working life. Just so long as you work hard toward the goal of not being shit.

Having said that, all you have to do is look at the rotation of bland ex Comedy store/ Edinborough fringe clones on the BBC at the moment and realise that being adequate is an attainable goal.

(Bill Bailey is excused from the adequate list due to being extremely talented).
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 21 May 2015, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more wine and kebabs

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 21 May 2015, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post what doesn't?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:26, Reply)