Boris plays his Joker to keep the Sunday papers busy tomorrow
Congratulations to the happy couple. Every bride-to-be dreams their wedding date is hastily brought forward by more than a year to be used as a last minute political distraction....
Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds 'marry in secret ceremony at in Westminster'
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 29 May 2021, 20:29,
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Good luck making an honest man out of him.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 May 2021, 21:55,
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Thank you for your application for the vacancy posted on jobs.no10.gov
we regret to say the position of mistress has been filled. However we are keeping your CV on file as we believe further vacancies will arise in the near future.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 30 May 2021, 18:58,
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I mean, why?!
He's obviously not wealthy, faithful or attractive. What qualities could he possibly have to make women go for him?
Did I miss a trick and rhetoric actually works for something?
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jonbob loves you, Sat 29 May 2021, 23:17,
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He's a powerful, influencial, charming psychopath.
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brb pussy in bio, Sun 30 May 2021, 0:10,
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I reckon she might be a crashing idiot
A lot of the ruling twat class are
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^ This
The belming queen away With the fairies.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 30 May 2021, 23:46,
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Maybe she's just nuts-nuts over him
How many b3tans look at their partner and think 'Why me?'*
*in a good way
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Pffft, b3tans having real partners.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 May 2021, 18:02,
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The kids are real.
At least I hope they are, how do I explain the mess otherwise?
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He's fertile, very, very fertile
- what women in their mid thirties look for so my wife tells me. A bumbling upper-class sperm bank
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 30 May 2021, 11:32,
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Looking at the nose and the hair, are we sure she isn't a Worzel Gummidge fan?
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His most recent nuptials have certainly incensed you.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 May 2021, 12:32,
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Power, connections, potentially money.
Can be manipulated by women.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 30 May 2021, 18:05,
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I have no money, power or connections
But want to be manipulated by a Woman. Please Gaz me if you fit the bill.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 30 May 2021, 23:51,
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It still entertains me that his wikipedia entry reads "Children: At least 6""
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 30 May 2021, 12:32,
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I see HMS Dead Cat is getting another outing too
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57293882
Must be desperate to bury the Cummings story.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 30 May 2021, 19:44,
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