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This is a link post FLARRED argument, compelling presentation
Apparently made in good faith, Matthew clarifies his impressively incoherent argument with his adroit digital penmanship. A little long but worth sticking with.
(alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post TruthfulChristian2!
Obviously the successor to TruthfulChristian1!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh, he is already famous! And rightly so.
 (alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post was there evolution?
It wasn't by intelligent design
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post good point
Evolution for sure, showing a bad design on the verge of extinction.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cavewoman minge!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post always talking about your mum

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So much stupid in just one short video.
There are so many errors in his reasoning, I thought it was a spoof at first.
Sufficed to say, never trust any one who uses comic sans to do science.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean this
Was not a spoof? :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post the flarred ribcage is perfectly shaped to fit a surfeit of bananas,
which are in turn perfectly shaped to be neatly stacked in the neanderthal stomach (after being transported by heavenly provenance from the South Pacific to Africa, of course), so the flarred ribcage actually simultaneously disproves evolution and proves intelligent design.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm convinced. Where do I sign up for my halo, or does an Angel bring it to me?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post evolution says that every generation has to have a beneficial mutation
so why didn't we just evolve our own halos or perhaps angel wings right off the bat?

Game over, atheists.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking for Jesus
I was hoping that all of his semi-random scribblings would gradually form into a vivid picture of Jesus' mouth wrapped around a cock. Or similar. And the whole video would be a lovely illustration of new information being generated by a natural process devoid of intelligence.
 (alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post you were looking for cock
admit it
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for Jesus to come over me
Is that what you meant?
 (alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd advise you
to steer clear of fstdt.com then...
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed 2 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post chimps and other primates have flarred (flared) ribcages, and supposedly live in Africa
.: I've disproved chimps and other primates

imgarcade.com/1/chimpanzee-and-human-skeleton/
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post wait a minute. Most neanderthal bones have been found in Europe and Asia
so his whole discussion of Africa is a load of Pissflap
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Best comment on the video
'So what this spunktrumpet is saying is: neanderthals disprove evolution because their Flared ribcage and layer of hair CONSERVES heat. They would die in Africa. Ok. I'm going to disprove evolution as well, using your theory: If you hoiked a blue whale out onto land it would die within minutes. It's body is adapted to being supported by water and to eating a specific food. It's ribcage would crack under the pressure of it's own body. From this follows that evolution is a lie because blue whales can't live on land. To all you brainwashed creationists who read this and still don't understand: proving that a highly specialised animal can't live in what is literally the opposite of it's natural environment is not proving anything other than your obstinance you learn that NEANDERTHALS NEVER SET FOOT IN AFRICA.

You see, this is another case of twisting facts or "accidentally" mixing up species names. I've watched a few of this guy's vids and he's always doing it: neanderthals lived in Africa, evolutionists believe humans evolved from rocks, and so on and so on. I genuinely want to know what actual arguments creationists have apart from "line X chapter X says that god created the world and anyone who doesn't believe in him will burn in hell. That's why I looked for vids like this, and instead I'm confronted with... This. '
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post yes Victoria'sBeard
I like your comments
They are humorous and insightful
You have changed my life for the better - you have touched me
You're so handsome and sound like you're very good in bed
I'd love to ...

....oops, forgot to sign into my sockpuppet account
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see two people not going to be raptured

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post its

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post tits

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post We are supposedly made in the image of God
we bite our own tongues
your move theists who have an irrational hatred towards the current theory of evolution
The number one idiot spousing this stuff in the Islamic world is this guy, who is particularly dangerous because of the amount he publishes:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adnan_Oktar
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post err
Am I the only one who doesn't understand the connection between your two statements: made in the image of God, and biting your own tongue?
 (ImAnIdiot .......before anyone else says it, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post its something pointed out by a comedian
'if we're supposedly made in the image of God, and therefore perfect, why do we sometimes end up biting our own tongue?'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't even need to explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQvXv5NZI9o&list=PLAE2AD2106B9EA0B9#t=566

The clinching argument. I particularly like the tantalising introduction of a 'third option'.
 (alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post GAAAAAAAAAAH!
Just a few seconds of that had me shouting at my monitor a lot. How do these people function in normal life?
*despairs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing he would defend to death that an indivisible God is made up of three parts
but the components of a cell existing separately - Goddidit
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post HE SAYS EVERY FUCKING THING TWICE!
He says everything fucking twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a common tactic for convincing the gullible that you speak the truth
If you want to convince someone gullible that what you say is true, a standard tactic is to repeat it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post reggae reggae sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, all of a sudden, I find myself liking reggae.
Amazing. And ting.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post this is exactly how Berlusconi got into all that bunga bunga
(according to his defence lawyers)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Its how Boutros Boutros Ghali gets all the punani

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post waka waka
to quote Fozzie Bear and Shakira
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post its a traditional rhetorical technique
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repetition_(rhetorical_device)
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find this is a joke.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post an unintentional joke?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're indistinguishable from the real loonies,
you've failed as a satirist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post aaah! stop saying "ok" every fucking sentence.
Everyone knows the more circles you draw round it, the truer it gets.
 (sithemong, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:12, Reply)