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This is a link post Get yer OFCOM up-to-date guide to UK offensive terms right here. NSFW
LEARN about the new status of 'Beef-Curtains'
MARVEL that you didn't know about an 'Iberian Slap'
EDUCATE yourself on 'Rug-munchers'

and...'Clunge' fulfils it's vocation as a swear

GC says no
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft!
there was a list like this going around where I used to work, we were encouraged to put anything we could think of so we could block the username from being used. It was the funniest and most vile document I've ever read.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fanny-batter? pissflaps? twunt? I could go on...
What a fucking useless researcher.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 18:34, Reply)
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so just look at b3ta usernames then...
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 19:25, Reply)
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I never knew it was a called an 'Iberian Slap'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Urban Dictionary says:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There aren't any definitions for iberian slap yet.

Can you define it?


Nope. Not a clue. I suspect someone is having you on.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 6:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I learnt a new ethnic slur! Hooray!
I love how faggot and shirt lifter are more offensive than dyke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I would jokingly call a lesbian friend a dyke
but would not do the same with faggot or shirt lifter with a poo pusher. I jest for offence at the end there, cos b3ta, innit, but otherwise I'm being serious. Maybe there's some latent misogyny on my part with this thinking, but I think they've got it right.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Beef Curtains makes the cut \0/
now digital amd selfies have ruined photobombs one of my favourite pastimes on holidays is to walk past people recording videos and drop the phrase beef curtains into conversation - innocuous enough in passing but when played back later hopefully the phrase 'I'm just popping over to the beef curtains shop sweetheart' sticks out like a sore thumb
 (I helped save b3ta! Lt.Rightenant, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh.....Ginger makes the cut as well.....

(I helped save b3ta! GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
I'm gonna be doing that from now on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post A gem of a find!!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post "Gippo"
No. It's "gypo" you fucking bloodclaat spastic cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Beaver
'generally unacceptable pre-watershed'

Dam!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bellend
is 'strong language?'

A fascinating insight into the Hitler mindset of political correctness though
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post They missed Pork Doors, Turkey Flaps and Lamb Shutters
The last I think I improvised in 1992 but the others are and remain part of our cultural heritage
 (Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an extremely precise date
are you that fact-finder guy on Pointless?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha "Hitler mindset of political correctness" good one, no, fuck, you're serious? Wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a fuckwit.
hth
 (immadme, Sun 2 Oct 2016, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Where the fuck is Cockwomble
Who researched this?
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 2 Oct 2016, 12:37, Reply)