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This is a link post Got a bottle of wine, but no corkscrew?!
Then try this handy tip - open it using a toilet seat!
(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
:)
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!
great tip!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 30 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Even though I have many corkscrews, I intend to try it out tonight....

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 30 May 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah :D
I wonder if it universally works on all toilets!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
This needs to be in the top tips section of the newsletter
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post A solidly scientific method.
Well done that man.

Click and also should be top tipped!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I just tried it out
works perfectly
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Mikoooooooo
Mikooooo!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Russians?...
... genius whatever.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sat 30 May 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate corkscrews anyway
this gets rid of having to peel the metallic crap off too.

THANK YOU INTERNETS
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Simple solution to the metallic crap
You can remove the foil by using the static electricity generated by your television set. Simply hold the bottle by the end and strike the top smartly against the screen. Works the same for plastic foil too.
 (richardm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Get yourself a 'lazy waiter'
They have little cutters to trim the foil off from the top of the bottle. Well worth a couple of quid.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Or...
You can just grab the wrap in your fist and twist it off. It's usually very easy. Occasionally impossible, for some unknown reason.
 (egg1, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post they are bulgarians...
ashamed to say it, but I have to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That is just
too funny.

Brilliantly funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Andi Peters..
Andi Peters.. Andi Peters.. E-e-edd Edd the duck.
 (Aikon, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 3:32, Reply)