How to wash your cat.
Step by step instructional video on how to keep your cat from getting smelly.
Bear with the slightly low budget opening credits, it becomes utterly brilliant!
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
How to wash your cat (safe method):
Step 1: Buy new cat.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:35,
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I've had my cat for 22 years now and have never washed her once.
She's also rather agoraphobic and refuses to leave the house. I'm surprised she doesn't stink worse than she does. She does piss and shit all over the house though. CaC
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
She stinks.
You're used to it. Everyone who visits your abode is not, but are too polite to tell you.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Step 1: Get sack.
Step 2: Put a few bricks in the sack.
Step 3: Add Cat and tie sack making sure it can't be opened.
Step 4: Take to bridge over a river.
Step 5: Throw sack in river.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:44,
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Step 6:
Throw river in bin.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:27,
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People that are allergic to cats
would have to bathe thier cats i suppose. Its not the fur, its the dried out saliva dust..Grim
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
How to wash a cat....
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash and rinse’.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
With love, The Dog.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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HAHAHAHHAA!
I just spat my tea out.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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the other way to wash a cat.
1 get a cat harness
2 try and fit cat to cat harness
3 attend trauma room with multiple lacerations to arms face and neck
4 swear at the cat a bit
5 with a blanket heldd in both hands attempt to drape the blanket over the cat so as to soothe them with darkness
6 attend a&e after tripping on loose end of blanket and falling face first in to the coffee table loosing three front teeth in the process.
7 finaly with the cat wrapped in your arms survey the wreckedge of what was your home and buy a dog instead
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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Why was one of the "sedatives" crushed up and in lines?
If you can't get your cat to swallow a pill, that is definitely a bit adventurous.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
The whole thing is just bizarre
I cant quite tell if it's a pisstake or not.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)