Illustrated history of Scientology.
Nothing you probably haven't seen already in South Park, but it's a decent video illustrating the absolutely batshit-crazy beliefs of high ranking Scientologists...
Skip to 2:30 to avoid dodgy fonts.
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PMGT -Bacon., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:42,
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Bum, not available here. I likes a bit of scientology bashing I does me.
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I lasted about 30 seconds before I got fed up of trying to read the text with that stupid fucking font.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:59,
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It is incredible that people subscribe to this stuff.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:05,
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they don't tell you the really mad stuff
until you've already invested a few tens of grand in it, and by that point you don't want to feel like you wasted your money.
It's a bit like how politics works.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:37,
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It always used to puzzle me that The Goat, late of this parish,
admitted that he was an ex-Catholic, ex-Scientologist... and then expected us to believe that his judgement about the truth of the the Freemason/ Illuminati/ Bilderberg Group stuff was nevertheless completely reliable.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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Pretty sure of it.
Though when you say ex-loony, I'd quietly suggest that he was still pretty much bonkers.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:48,
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He sent me quite a few gaz messages which contained loads of 100% insanity.
Great days.
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He only ever sent me a couple.
They tended to come after he'd been stepped, asking whether I could still see his posts.
Quite why he thought I'd be even vaguely sympathetic is yet another one of those mysteries that the Bilderberg Group won't let humanity solve.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:55,
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Even more fucked up than I imagined it would be.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:26,
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I liked the bit with the nuclear bomb
mentalists.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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Admittedly,
I now want to know what'd happen if you dropped an H-bomb into a volcano.
I'm prepared for the answer to be "not very much at all, because it'd be destroyed", but hope for something more exciting.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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It would blow everyone's souls right out of their bodies,
because of LAVA.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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Cool.
Since I have no soul, I can only assume that I'd be immune, and so be able to film the whole thing and put it on YouTube.
If I had a camera.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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This
But with a bit more explosions, I'd imagine.
www.liveleak.com/view?i=a94_1340566754
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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Probably just fairly localised leakage/contamination, but probably no nuclear explosion
The explosives would probably start to burn, then possibly (but unlikely) explode. If they explode then the nuclear material may be spread into the atmosphere. If it didn't explode then probably you just end up with a big radioactive volcano, spewing out radioactive lava for a long, long time.
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Ghoti Fingers, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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Yeah.
My guess is that the explosives'd go, but because there'd be no control over the way they went, the nuclear reaction wouldn't start - so you'd just end up with a lump of fissile material sitting in there slowly melting.
I'd dispute the bit about the particularly radioactive volcano, though: possibly depending on where it is, there'd already be all kinds of radioactive stuff in the magma; and there's really not very much in a bomb. So any difference it makes'd be marginal - a couple of kilos mixed in however many thousand tonnes there is of magma is pretty small beer.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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