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This is a link post I've Got An iPhone I made this!
I made this delightful song about the joys of having an iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this
but I don't have a iPhone :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post that's ok
it's not necessary to have an iphone to appreciate the joy of owning one
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You've also got AIDS
Get yourself on Android man, and take that polo-neck sweater off!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually don't have an iphone
I've got a nokia with a cracked screen
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post snap
i've got one of those too... should be more popular than they are.
 (swank, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with PPP Lasers on the Android recommend
But, were my eyes deceiving me, or was that cat wearing a HAM BIKINI?!?!*


*a dog would never do that
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post he's wearing BEEF PANTS
which is similar conceptually but subtley different

Actually i'm due a phone upgrade. been wondering whether i should get a nokia e5 (symbian) or a blackberry curve thingy or something else with android, don;t really understand the pros and cons. should i get the e5?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to have a Bberry, it was reliable.
Then I went for 1 1/2 years without a phone due to a job change (got sacked). Recently I picked up the Samsung Epic - Android with 4g. I really like it: good processor speed, a multitude of free apps, handles several email accounts, about the size of the new iPhone, but to its credit has a slide out keyboard, which I really likes.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i have a couple of things to consider
1: It needs to be from the list of free handsets from orange really, as I am completely broke
2: there are loads of nokia chargers around the house as we've had several nokia handsets, which makes life easy with a nokia
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a new (cheap) nokia
and the charger is a USB that goes either into the phone, or a wall plug.
Old car/DC chagers obsolete.
 (1Banana not fit for human consumption, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post go get an orange san francisco
top quality android phone for only £100 and can be unlocked online for a fiver!
 (Swany o¿o, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Beef Pants sounds like one of those bands that NME rave about

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post why yes it does
it wuold be a good name for a band. and would suggest a uniform too.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely
i do like that. Especially the beef briefs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post BREEFS!
And just like that, the underwear market is revolutionised!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic idea
"So, wearing rump roast today, are we?"

"No, tenderloin."
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post With a sausage cod piece

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm...
sausage cod....
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, hey, hey
Get dat out yo mouf!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post My loin is always tender
*winks*
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post and fish panties for the ladies
then they can just blame their knickers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Joke: Q:How do you know if someone has a new Iphone?
A: They tell you.....
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.wimp.com/fourguys/
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What a bunch of twats.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone should steal their iPhones as well

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 3:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the link.
Those guys are fantastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post this video is not available in your country.
WHY????
(I'm in germany)
 (I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hi zog!
All Hail Zog!

I'm afraid it's because youtube have failed to reach an agreement with GEMA, the german organisation that collects royalties for artists. This means they;ve pulled all music that is commercially available in germany, which sucks badly. I'm sure they'll come to an agreement at some point, but in the meantime they've just pulled the lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post nyaaaaaawwwww
FluffyChops and Catbot are growing so fast.
 (geekcat, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I am inlined to agree with above statements.
iOS fails, get an android phone. Like the Evo. Or the Samsung epic. (or the epic's little bro, the transform, which can easily handle video chats like the rest of them)

nice tune though.
 (LakAttack, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Well gee
thanks. Not only have I had the 'pleasure' of listening to this over and over again as my youngest two love it, but they've now FORCED me to buy the iPhone app. Yes, FORCED. This is how three year olds are these days. Be warned they're clearly plotting to take over the world. War on terror? A war on toddlers is what's needed.
 (remoteneeded, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)