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This is a link post Just incase we needed any more reminding that The Rings of Power is a soulless, directionless, talentless money pit.
Disney are doing a sequel to Willow. Looks alright!

(, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post come the fuck on what?!*
talks about remaking The Neverending Story, a remake of All Quiet on the Western Front is out, this and also this? Warwick Davis is cool tho

*not watching this trailer
(, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also quite a bit younger than you might think.
Unrelated but there’s an Alien TV series coming 2023 too.
(, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:25, , Reply)
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You mean you don't watch entertainment series to be lectured about how shit society is and how you're not good enough as a person?
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know what would have been really good?
A prequel series set in the Alien universe dealing with the Weyland-Yutani corporation from an internal perspective. A bit like 'For All Mankind', but focusing on all the corporate malevolence that W-Y are so synonymous with.
You could still focus somewhat on the 'Capitalism BAD, Socialism GOOD!' woke bullshit without shoehorning it into the plot in such a hamfisted manner, and I reckon it'd be a far fresher direction than releasing yet another 'Xenomorphs, but different!' instalment into an already tired formula
David was by far the most interesting element in Prometheus/Alien: Covenant. There's so much potential to explore that side of things.

God forbid a story-driven feature becomes popular in this day and age, though. Apparently folk are already complaining that House of the Dragon is too slow...
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 10:19, , Reply)
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The Boys already has the outright corporate malevolence angle pretty well covered. What I find more interesting is people doing bad things but with good intentions.

And I'll agree about David. There's a lot of good ideas in Prometheus, but they needed another couple of redrafts of the script to get rid of all the stupid. Thematically the film was closer to Blade Runner than Alien and really should have been handled as such.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Boys is absolutely fantastic.
The satire is absolutely pin-sharp, but I'd like to see a more dramatic angle and I reckon Weyland-Yutani would be an absolutely ideal fictional corporation to base it on. Probably never going to happen though, sadly.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 11:35, , Reply)
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Preachy condescending woke script writing always has me on the edge of my seat wondering how the evil corporate patriarchy is going to be smashed by a mixed race teenage girl this time.

The only time it is better than that is when the righteous heroes win with the power of love.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 13:01, , Reply)
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"the righteous heroes win with the power of love"

Fucking Interstellar. I'm still bitter.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the folks who made Legion is involved.
So prepare for gore and mind fuckery.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE ALIEN THE FUCK ALONE PLS!

(, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 2:11, , Reply)
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All Quiet on the Western Front looks ok actually.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not for ze Germans, it doesn't!

(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post They get to win this time

(, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 4:13, , Reply)
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Gotta lol at all these studios banking on the memberberry dollar
(, Wed 14 Sep 2022, 23:41, , Reply)
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Deleted RLM on Ghostbusters Afterlife
web.archive.org/web/20211206090505/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMtrjNPcjR0
Heavily spoiler laden right from the beginning
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not deleted.
Delisted, maybe? www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMtrjNPcjR0
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 7:03, , Reply)
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Not even delisted. It's right there in their uploads page.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh has it been put back now? It got taken down a while ago because some of the cosplayers shown decided to start crying to YouTube

(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely not pushed to by Sony

(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks shit, but at least it'll keep some midgets in work

(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 3:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Especially now that they've been axed from the Snow White remake.

(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 8:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a shortage of them

(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
AI writes dialogue with more excitement.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit cruel giving Val Kilmer any dialogue, really.

(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 12:29, , Reply)
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Shoehorning him into the new Top Gun as "guy on the verge of death" was probably a bit too on the nose.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a sequel, though.
That canyon scene was absolutely bonkers.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 15:27, , Reply)
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It was great, as long as you left your brain at the door and didn't start asking awkward questions like "why not send in a B2 to pulverise it with those huge bombs they've got specifically for this mission?"
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's be honest, the first instalment was hardly a thinking person's movie.
I watched it before watching Maverick. I did not remember it being that shit as a child...
(, Thu 15 Sep 2022, 15:51, , Reply)