
.. would feature Morrissey taking a bus load of kids to Kew Gardens, "Where are we going? We're all going mad!"
Then finding Sandie Shaw lurking in a bush.
Er.. But it's not a parallel universe. It really happened.
Oh and note Johnny Marr making a 'wanker' hand gesture at a small boy.
( , Tue 4 Jul 2006, 14:14, Reply)

(I know-- youtube)-- is it a Smith's Fan Club Xmas betamax video from 1986?
( , Tue 4 Jul 2006, 14:40, Reply)

What the absolute fuck?
That's like finding 4,000,000 tins of beans in a deserted gold-mine.
Top find!
( , Tue 4 Jul 2006, 15:04, Reply)

It's extremely surprising.
As much as I love the Smiths (about 75%), if I were a nipper, the last person I'd want to lead me down the garden path would be Morrisey...
( , Tue 4 Jul 2006, 16:42, Reply)

i woke up to the sound of "heaven knows im miserable now"
i have a loving family.
( , Tue 4 Jul 2006, 16:05, Reply)

For my birthday the rest of my then band got me a Smiths biography in order to prove that Morrissey isnt a complete trolly candidate.
I found it the most difficult book to read as with every turn of the page i would get more and more angry at Morrissey being such a total twat. God I hate Morrissey.
Just thought I'd share.
( , Tue 4 Jul 2006, 19:50, Reply)

but he should never have shagged Les Dennis's Missus
( , Tue 4 Jul 2006, 21:57, Reply)

in an alternate universe way. Smiths? Children? A double-decker bus? A random duck? Sandie singing about jeans? That's not a video, it's a fever dream.
Here on Long Island, New York, USA where I live, we have a Kew Gardens as well. Last time I was there, it was decidely Smith-free.
( , Tue 4 Jul 2006, 21:07, Reply)

It is so surreal! Next thing we will find is Garry Glitter turning up.
( , Wed 5 Jul 2006, 22:44, Reply)

if the kid thought they were going to Kew gardens then why the fuck did he ask?
( , Fri 7 Jul 2006, 18:09, Reply)

Recently worked with The Smiths but have decided to move on after my "Out the box" thinking caused creative difficulties....
( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:19, Reply)