Man decides to snuff it by breaking in to zoo's tiger cage.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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NTT
OUYA just passed $4M
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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I've been looking into how much it costs to build a skyscraper,
for a few hundred million quid you could build one of the tallest in Europe.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:38,
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Or just lay on my back with a little "reading" material.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:40,
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Annual subscription to Strap on Ladies?
Just give Tab a call, more realistic
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:00,
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how about one of these.
oiltankersforsale.org/Oil-Tankers-For-Sale.html
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:58,
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I don't know what I'd do with one of those.
A skyscraper you can rent out to tenants. Then use the income to pay off the external debt of some African country or something.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:07,
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or fund a space programme
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:10,
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Call Kevin Costner for
Waterworld II
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:14,
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I don't really want to make a shit, pointless film
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:22,
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Just make sure it has a car chase. That's what doomed Waterworld.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:28,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UUjVTXYmfc
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 18:45,
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Thank God the Danes don't enter into the "they must be put down"
panic that is so common elsewhere. I remember we used to visit a park that had a pair of peacocks wondering about. One day a kid started poking one with a stick, and it pecked him. Next day the peacocks were gone.
I would have put the kid down.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:38,
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OMG OUR SIBERIAN TIGERS ARE DANGEROUS
WE HAD NO IDEA
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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They do that with wild bears here.
I spoke to a ranger once who said that once they taste human blood, that becomes a food source. I suppose if tigers were the same, they might start attacking trainers, although IMHO one should never turn their backs on even a "domesticated" big cat.
Where's Jahled? He should have an opinion.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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They did say that the bloke who done got etted by the kittehs was of foreign extraction.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:59,
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Made of Vegemite?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:18,
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No, that's illegal in Denmark, you know.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:25,
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I like Denmark
Where humans = tiger food but Vegemite not= human food.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:33,
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That would work better if it turned out not to be a suicide attempt
In which case, I fully support that notion!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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One commenter thought it was moider.
"May be someone killed him and throw into Tiger cell.. Tiger may thought keepers feeding food for them"
At, least I think that is what he means.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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Feed 'im to the tigers, 'arold.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:10,
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