Massively dangerous water park
Descriptions of some of the rides are morbidly funny.
GC from four years ago, so fuck off.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:14,
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I'm pretty tall
I reckon I'd get jammed in that loop.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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I'm trying to work out how, and if, that'd work at all.
Speaking as someone who knows nothing at all about engineering, wouldn't the loop just fill with water between 1 and 2? You know, kind of like the u-bend below a sink?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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Not if...
The water has momentum or extra pressure at the top; ie the water would loop-the-loop and exit.
I suspect you might need to 'push' the water at the top tho.
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Ah, OK.
So some kind of flush? Would it really loop-the-loop, though? Wouldn't it just form a well at the nadir, and fill it all the same? I mean, I'll bow to your knowledge - I make no claim to expertise - but I can't get my head around how it'd work.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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simle explanation reraly
for every skinny person who goes down * steady on there not that sort of going down*
a fat fuck is sent in after them the increase in air and water pressure due to the wobbly bulk filling the tube increases the internal pressure untill it spits the skinny person out at the bottom, the fat person is removed with the help of a japanese whaling team
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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Now this is the kind of logic I can follow.
I'm imagining a MASSIVE mechanical plunger device at the top to whoosh everyone around.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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Bit like this?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 6 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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I think you mean:
"water"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:22,
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but iwasnt here four years ago! should i fuck of as well or can i get by with a piss off ?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:22,
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On your way son, on your way
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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but but
wasnt me
didnt do nuffink
it was them that did it
*points with trembling finger and snotty nose*
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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^ This rabbit killer thought he could blame an innocent bystander for his crimes
Now he'll have plenty of time to burrow down.......IN JAIL!
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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I read your post in the Sherriff's voice
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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but did you add the teeth for realistic mind fuck?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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I remember
I bought my first PC and got a free copy of Rollercoaster tycoon. I spent weeks trying to build the world's most dangerous theme park. I sacked all the cleaning and safety staff and built ridiculous rollercoasters with no safety staff on site. I put a sign up at the entrance 'Ole Shithole'. There was cheap booze and crap food. Litter everywhere and broken rides. Twas great fun.
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Didn't Shellac name an album after this?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 16:30,
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that may just be the funniest Wikipedia entry I've read.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 17:05,
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Purple link...
...read about the place many times. Sounded like a blast. Wish there were decent water parks in the UK. Splashdown in Dorset is pretty good and the one in Blackpool is alright, but nothing on the scale of the US.
Bonus link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpdCGfaxl7w
Alice in Chains enjoying the rides. Warning: Contains annoying early 90's MTV Presenter (other than Pauly Shore).
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