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This is a normal post Just going to throw it out there....
All films about Batman are wank, including the Dark Knight and, possibly the worst film ever made, The Dark Knight Rises
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post could you explain why?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I know its supposed to be a comic but...
I can deal with the bullet-proof armour and the fact that he can beat just about anyone in a fight etc etc....but a jail with a massive hole in the roof for people to escape? How did he get from the prison to Gotham? EVERY SINGLE police officer in a city, even those on holiday or from the office, went underground and got trapped? There were a lot more of these 'plot holes' but I haven't watched it for a while so cant remember anymore.
Amazing SFX and cinematography, cant fault that. The rest - acting, plot, unrealistic bullshit script - terrible.
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Agree completely.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "...the worst film ever made..."
You've seen "Cabin Fever", right?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post so good they made a sequel...
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh christ, did they?
It was pretty much a snuff film.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post get comfy and feast away
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YGGj1X2TwA
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, having seen the trailer
It would appear I've seen the second half of that by accident, must have been on telly at some point it must have been shite for it not to have been at all memorable.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post There's an xkcd
comic, where he suggests, whenever you encounter the word 'batman', replacing it with 'man in a bat suit'. Makes it very hard to take it seriously after that.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post TDKR was an absolute pile of shit.
and TDK wasn't all that either. Batman Begins was pretty decent though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post TDK? Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
he is the only reason I want to see the Robocop remake
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post they've got some great actors in that new Robocop, I hope it doesn't suck as much as the trailers suggest

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hope its a steaming pile of wank..
maybe they will start to come up with some new ideas instead of remaking shit 80s films like robocop and dredd.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally agree with this
That's why these Swedish films are doing so well, I think people of fed up of this Hollywood bullshit
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
especially the day before retirement...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:02, Reply)