Mom and three daughters scantily dressed and stabbed
not a porn title, but the new order of things. :(
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:19,
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Hmm...suspicious.
1) He had same name as the guy in Nice ("Muhammed")
2) He shouted Allahu Akbar
3) He started killing people
Am I being paranoid here, but does no-one else see the similarities? Could this be a conspiracy?
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:28,
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Oh I tell a lie, that was the Afghani in Germany.
Mea culpa.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:55,
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You nearly had a limerick there.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:59,
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A beardy Irishman you mean
Thant went all stabby with tales of Fairies and Changelings?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:43, Reply)
There once was a man named O'Rourke
Who fancied loose women and pork
While away at work
They were stabbed by a jerk
And he was left only holding the fork.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:46,
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There was a young man called Nerkin,
Who couldn't stop jerkin' his gherkin,
His brother said, "Nerkin,"
"Stop jerkin' yer gherkin,"
"Yer gherkin's fer ferkin', not jerkin'"
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:52,
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You are everywhere, just like those beardy killer
"composes 999 frantically"
"Spills coffee"
"Goes into a rage"
"Stabs random person"
"Finger paints Isis flag with gouache"
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I do have a beard... and Irish ancestry... and I am drinking a beer.... the signs are all there.
For bonus points you might enjoy colouring in this woodcut of my ancestors throwing a French man overboard after stealing his boat...
You're french, n'est pas? Can you swim? :D
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:51,
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Isn't that what they did to St Gildas (my namesake)?
Made him attempt to swim back to the continent.
I see a pattern here.
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I don't know much about saints.
But this guy sank whilst they toasted him with rum.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:55,
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So this when you lot were still English
Or only just, left to starve like the other colonised yocals?
Yet still doing your masters work against the French?
God lads, have a bone :)
Kidding,
But it's funny how the south coast of England then, was about as safe as the north coast of Somalia is now...
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It was 1726, the Irish weren't allowed to own land if they were Catholics, so many young men turned to piracy rather than be poverty stricken.
Weirdly there was a warrant out for their arrest and summary execution in England, but seeing as they were looking for them in Ireland, the ancestor that survived hid out in england and changed the last two letters of his surname. Criminal mastermind!
They were actually trying to trade up pirate ships to plunder Newfoundland, but they only fucked about in the British Channel for a bit killing a French crew, an Englishman and some Dutch people. Great bunch o lads :D
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:05,
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Did they manage to level up?
Sound like Pokemon Go but with forrins.
And you drown the pokémons.
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Ish. One was arrested with 6 pistols on him and portmanteau filled with silk pantaloons. That's pretty L33T.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:12,
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Level boss was called Typhus. Flintlock was ineffective.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:27,
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Sneaky bastards!
Playing the long game!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 21:47,
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Interesting how the same story differs
www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36837108
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:36,
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Interesting indeed. Does one believe the prosecutor or the deputy mayor?
Certainly not the first time news has been sanitized. www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/11/swedish-police-accused-cover-up-sex-attacks-refugees-festival
More than anything, it is just sad to think that we're regressing to the 1820s with swimwear. Maybe that's a personal complaint.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 18:45,
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The Metro is utter, utter wank. Its essentially news for 'Lads'.
It's about as reliable as using a tits mag to keep up with accurate coverage of events.
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The story is out there in various formats by various news outlets.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/girl-fighting-life-after-mum-8448196
https://www.rt.com/news/352066-france-stab-woman-daughters/
But, it could all be a misunderstanding as to why he stabbed four women.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:42,
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the overall tone of the article does seem to fit with that description.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:01,
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Although this was fucking hilarious:
metro.co.uk/2016/07/13/theresa-mays-husband-steals-the-show-in-sexy-navy-suit-as-he-starts-new-life-as-first-man-6005294/
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:28,
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Dennis Thatcher, eat your heart out.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:46,
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Good comments:
Conor Hogan · London, United Kingdom
Body shaming is a two way street you know, your sarcastic comment on his body shape is embarrassing. Yes I get the satire of the article however if a journalist had made a snide comment like that about the body shape of a First Lady the whole of the U.K. Would be in uproar. Double standards to go with the usual gutter journalism
Metro
*sigh*
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According to the torygraph,
They also report the prosecutor has denied the attack was because of what they were wearing.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/19/man-stabs-french-woman-and-her-three-daughters-for-being-scantil/
It goes on to say how the Moroccan was there on holiday with his family, and the woman he stabbed had helped him the day before when he became ill. So don't worry, it's not religiously motivated. It's all perfectly normal behaviour.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 19:50,
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The thing that annoys me about a lot of these news reports
Is how they always seem to mention that the perpetrator has shown a recent interest in Islamic State.
Who the fuck hasn't shown an interest? I'm sure if you got an electronic forensics team to have a rattle around the vast majority of people's computers, you'd find evidence they'd been researching Islamic State to one degree or another.
I'm pretty fucking certain that if I went on a killing spree - being a white Scottish bloke, that the my Internet history pointing to videos of executions on Liveleak and visits to IS affiliated websites would be regarded as entirely irrelevant for the most part.
I can only imagine that Muslims are going to show just as much interest in the goings on of these arseholes, considering its much closer to home for them.
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Yeah, like that's the worst thing in your search history.
"He showed a recent interest in Islamic State. And being pooed on by fat ladies"
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:27,
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