
It is an ordinary train from the outside, but when you get on that train you find yourself in a fairytale.
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there was a thing recently where they hung grandmasters paintings around soho... hardly any got graphed...
i dont think they like drawing over actual art....
so this might fly
I WANT A STAIR CASE ON MY TUBE!
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

it was great. I very drunkenly tried to explain a painting by Tintoretto to a girl I was trying to chat up, at about 1 in the morning. Half way through my expert exposition, she pointed at the label and pointed out that it was a Titian.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Every few weeks some new bits of work to see and watch artists at work.
Then it all got covered in little scrots tagging their name over everything.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

its vandalism... can't stop tagging...
untill the concentration camps are started... then i'll stop tagging.. and listening to music on inbuilt mobile phone speakers.
and people who need to be prompted to use the self service till at tescos WHY DO YOU NOT GO UNTILL I ASK IF I CAN USE IT?
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)

and if I'm going to do your job for you I damn well want paying minimum wage for the time I spend doing it. So even if you prompt me to, I still won't.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:09, Reply)

people who catagorically WONT use them..thats your right as an individual...
what makes my blood boil is people who wont use them UNTILL ive pointed out to them that one is spare...
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

most people are quite easy to herd about, they don't want to upset an authority figure. They'll just do what you suggest and grumble about it under their breath.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Also
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060708064844AAkTUQH
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)

if your not going to set them on fire from the inside out?
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

When going into an impeccable looking public loo, the individual makes more of an effort to keep it that way. When it ends up covered in toilet paper and grafitti, people soon decide to shit up the walls. They call it the broken window theory.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

This train will be wrecked in no time.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)

this is what I expect it to be like.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

but until about the 1920s there used to be special carriages into and out of the City on some London Underground services, where the carriage was all cut glass mirrors, wood-panelling, and chandeliers, and there were leather armchairs and a bar so you could relax with a G&T after a hard day in the office.
That's the sort of thing I want when I pay for first class. Nowadays it's an extra £50 for a bigger chair and free coffee.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

they give you your dinner in the East Coast main line too, and wine.
But I still expect mahogany panelling, brass fittings and lampshades with tassels on.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

which is normally crap. East Coast is better when I've travelled it though, yeah. Chiltern too.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

the toilets stink the whole carriage out and luggage doesn't fit in the overhead luggage racks, either. Also lucky if they don't go on fire.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

but what are the trains like?
I think my favourite fact about the Moscow metro is that their circle line is actually a circle. Just because they decided it should be.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

clean and functional, what amazed me too was the dogs that travel alone and know what stops to get off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPi7tIm9tj4
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

(I don't remember which) has an open-plan food court on the concourse. Bad idea.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

because I'm really not (I just happen to have read a book about the Tube recently), but the Circle Line on Moscow Metro is quite interesting. Engineers who'd worked on the London Underground told them to avoid a Circle, as it was a total pain and there were too many junctions with other lines. Khruschev, who'd had been put in charge of the project by Stalin, decided fuck it, we'll have a Circle Line anyway. Since they were building from scratch rather than melding lots of different lines togehter as happened in London, it actually turned out to be quite easy to build, and just demonstrated how much of a mess the London system is.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Really makes you concentrate on what you're doing in Stalinist russia.
Another great Stalins project was the road of bones built by political prisoners.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

what was rebuilt and reopened in 2000
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHq7ZX54fZA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathedral_of_Christ_the_Saviour
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

(You massive train geek)
[edit] Reading your post makes me think it was Andrew Martin's "Overground, Underground".
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)

yes. It wasn't brilliant - quite bitty in a lot of places - but still plenty of nice little facts and stories.
Also, it send me on a spending spree for vintage Tube posters. Currently have this in my kitchen: www.amazon.co.uk/Brightest-London-Reached-Underground-Poster/dp/B0049A9EK4/ref=sr_1_2?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1342011258&sr=1-2
EDIT: And which other Underground books are any good, then (you massive train geek)?
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Christian Wolmar's "Subterranean Railway".
And I can't remember the one before Andrew Martin's....ask me again, I'll look on my kindle.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

6 links posted so far.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Don't be a massive retard, Bentos
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Perhaps I should have advised him to post it on /talk. That's the usual solution at these times.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)

It's rather good. Could be an off-the-wall superhero. My alias is Sir Loin Manmeat.
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