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Lord Gnome, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:58,
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pfft!
Spring Onions Sandwich
Serves 3
You will need:
* 1 spring onions
* 40ml whipped cream
* 150g muslei
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
2. rinse the muslei
3. saute the muslei
4. whisk the muslei
5. flambe the muslei
6. rinse the whipped cream
7. whisk the whipped cream
8. barbeque the spring onions
9. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:04,
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Water Pie
110ml Brandy
100ml Water
1. Eat the Brandy
2. Shallow Fry the water
Eat the brandy?!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is the funniest thing i have ever read. and ive read spike milligan books.
its like an average day for me, but with ADDED DANGER.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)
This is great
Sweet Lemonade Wedges With Warm Cod Liver Oil
Serves 5
You will need:
* 3 eggs
* 2 sheets of ricepaper
* 100ml lemonade
* 10ml cod liver oil
* 70g butter
Instructions:
1. stir-fry the lemonade
2. microwave the butter
3. eat the sheets of ricepaper
4. spoon the lemonade onto a warmed plate
5. eat the lemonade
6. microwave the butter
7. fold in the butter
8. fry the butter
9. mix the butter in
10. barbeque the eggs
11. stir the eggs
12. fry the cod liver oil
13. put everything in the blender
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:12,
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Hahahaha
I'm literally crying with laughter
3. eat the sheets of ricepaper
4. spoon the lemonade onto a warmed plate
5. eat the lemonade
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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arf
Grilled Sugar
Serves 1
You will need:
5 sprigs of asparagus
140g sugar
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 220 C
sift the sprigs of asparagus
discard the sugar
bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
Yum.
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WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40,
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haha
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. fry the bacon
3. sprinkle the bacon over the top
4. eat the sweetcorn
5. throw the cucumbers away
6. stir-fry the lard
7. fold in the lard
8. sauté the iceberg lettuce
9. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
This was probably the most edible... although despite being called cucumbers supreme, is actually bacon and lettuce fried in lard
or:
Instructions:
1. barbeque the beef
2. defrost the mint sauce
3. microwave the lemon juice
4. rinse the sprouts
5. go down the pub
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:15,
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sounds delicious in a sexy way
Exotic Sauce Pie
Serves 2
You will need:
* 150g bacon
* 40ml exotic sauce
* 30g cheese
Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
2. barbeque the exotic sauce
3. melt the exotic sauce
4. discard the exotic sauce
5. whisk the bacon
6. microwave the cheese
7. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot
Yum
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
Yay!
Cheese Sandwich
Serves 2
You will need:
60g pasta
70g cheese
100ml milk
2 spoons of mayonnaise
130g plain flour
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 220 C
sift the pasta
rinse the spoons of mayonnaise
rinse the milk
stir-fry the cheese
slice the plain flour
bake for 60 minutes and serve hot
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:06,
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Haha
Toffee Sandwich
Serves 2
You will need:
2 red onions
1 lime
60g toffee
90ml mint sauce
30g pickle
Instructions:
fry the pickle
blend with the pickle
slice the lime
microwave the mint sauce
simmer the lime gently for 20 minutes
grill the red onions
discard the mint sauce
grill the toffee
enjoy
Yum.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:03,
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awesome i love museli
Muslei With Greek Yogurt Mash
Serves 2
You will need:
10ml greek yogurt
10g muslei
90g chocolate
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 200 C
sift the muslei
fry the muslei
add the muslei to the saucepan
put the muslei in the fridge to set
flip the muslei
eat the muslei
fry the chocolate
simmer the chocolate gently for 20 minutes
whisk the chocolate
barbeque the greek yogurt
bake for 50 minutes and serve hot
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Balloonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:24,
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This left me wanting more
Spiced Poached Green Peppers
Serves 3
You will need:
80ml soy sauce
2 green peppers
Instructions:
discard the green peppers
discard the soy sauce
enjoy
Yum.
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waffle1 is lurking on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:59,
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Pasta Pie
Serves 3
You will need:
* 30g butter
* 80g pasta
Instructions:
1. throw the butter away
2. fry the pasta
3. enjoy
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:10,
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