Yeah... nothing to see her.
just a born again Christian reviewing some games.
some god-based others not so.
what? oh yes, yes he is mental
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:09, Reply)
computer games recently.
Little Big Planet is one.
Now, Catechumen is the other!
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:24, Reply)
lets you shred along on a guitar controller with your favorite rock artists such as tobyMac, Relient K, Flyleaf, and Newsboys. Same gameplay as the Secular "Guitar Hero" only with no Satan.
Oh boy tobyMac!
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:33, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l95MMbls0GQ&feature=related
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:35, Reply)
Shame they didn't sell Dance Praise as well, I really wanted a dancing game for my family with 'no Communist overtones'.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)
reminds me tho
www.vertigogaming.net/sog.php
sandbox of god. great little game, and helps pass a spare 5 mins or so!
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 0:36, Reply)
www.sundaysoftware.com/zombies/kenz-bob.htm
"That's gonna leave a stain"
"Sorry about the mess!"
Genius.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:03, Reply)
"...Catechumen is an excellent game to learn both history and the basics of Spiritual Warfare."
I'm sold.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 1:56, Reply)
These are the photons of GOD, you see.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 2:45, Reply)
"the player controls the Master Chef who in a surprise twist turns out to be more than just a military cook... he's also a super soldier (I think this was the plot of a Steven Seagal movie I saw before I was born again, only that was set on a Navy ship and he fought terrorists instead of aliens. But it's the same general idea.)"
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 11:08, Reply)
Yes, this is a parody. A very well written, convincing parody. However all the sites it links to seem to be real. Heaven: The Game looks insanely high quality.
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 12:10, Reply)
getting wrankled about doom and spore I can kind of understand from a christian viewpoint but it's the review of tetris that reallt gets me
"the game was named in mockery of the Trinity by adding a forth hypostasis, the Communist State, to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."
'k
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)
"Because of its fatalistic worldview and the danger it poses to people's God-given Free Will, all implementations of Tetris get ZERO CROSSES."
(, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 16:49, Reply)