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This is a normal post £1,000 a month on clothes
and he still can't find a pair of socks in the morning.

Also, you'd think he could find a pair of trousers with equal length legs.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Or a decent hairdresser.
Or a bar of fucking soap to was those manky fucking feet.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post or fitting clothes

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Trousers are too short..looks a bit like my friend in school whose trousers were always too short. Bless him, his mom spent all the money on fags and booze.
 (Sherbs, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Breaking news: man spends own money

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Breaking news: not his money actually
Broke and sharp, like a forgotten beer glass in a gutter.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That fucking bitch etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "Bitch, look at what you are making me do!"
"Swipes Amex"
"Cries"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend dated a guy called Darren

Whom we referred to as 'Douchebag Darren'. He was obsessed with shopping and had 100 pairs of sunglasses, and three spare rooms full of clothes, many of which were unopened or not worn.

He was a complete bellend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably very sad on the inside and just desperately wants some approval and validation
... and you call him douchebag Darren
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poor old douchebag darren
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Being a complete twat and bankrupt he should buy BHS
Oh, sorry that has been robbed already.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA What a spaz!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
he has the feet of a 80 year old Chinese farmer hobbit
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 14:57, Reply)