Shirtless man mudslide surprise
NSFW
at V Festival
(I apologise for the crudeness of this post)
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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I was on the verge of posting this
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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hahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahaaa
Deleted post below as my reply was misunderstood and I'm sick of insults. Sorry if I offended anyone. Bye.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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dont delete the post...
you made a mistake... just roll with it...
fuck we've all said stupid stuff and got a b3ta whooping...christ your not doing yourself any favours
EDIT: and besides... people may well agree with you... and totally disagree with me... its happen before it'll happen again!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
And neither are you.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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yeah but that my modus operandi...
its not out of character for me.
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So calling people a dickhead is your MO - kind of says a lot about what type of person you are.
She was making a reasonable comment, you over reacted. She deleted the comment. Can't you just leave it at that instead of harassing her?
EDIT: This isn't about who's right and who's wrong it about being respectful to people when she had not said anything that would cause such an inflammatory response.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:04,
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That was not a reasonable comment it was a stupid comment,
people get rinsed for that all the time why is t0ria an exception?
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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But men do piss in public places and just as public as a concert.
I'm not saying anything to say that the girl in the video was correct to crouch down a piss in the mud but it happens. So in that respect Toria was correct.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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are you a retard too?
my post was thus "why is that women pissing in the crowd" because it is a woman pissing in the crowd...
by bringing the discussion to the subject of gender, you are making this about men and women...assuming that i was making a statement about women, when i was referring to the behaviour of one woman... to do so i believe is quite sexist...
no this was a discussion quite clearly (as none else misunderstood) about how wrong it is for a human being to piss in public... no one else misunderstood that...
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You're a cock - end of discussion.
I'm not going to be dragged down to your level.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPIsTKpAoE4
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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But he wasn't making a point that men don't, he said "why the fuck is that woman pissing in the crowd",
was he supposed to refer to her as 'it'?
EDIT: Also how does the comment "Oh so men don't do it, do they" not imply she's accusing Darwin of sexism?
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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This isn't about the semantics of the discussion but the way DD barges in and calls her a dickhead
that was not called for, nor can it be justified by a presumed slight of sexism which is entered inferred by DD rather than Toria. Nonetheless, it's the manner in which you debate points that say a lot about the type of person you are. Inferring I'm a retard and Toria is a dickhead. lovely.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Sorry but some of that makes no sense,'presumed sleight' and 'entered inferred' are nonsense.
But still maybe it was a a bit uncalled for but you're on b3ta, you're going to get called a cunt and a twat. And presumed sexism is out of the question, she called him out on it in a post that was completely free of it, she should have just apologised instead of throwing a strop and having a passive aggressive change of sig.
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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I don't accept that because we are b3ta that's an excuse for rudeness
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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it was not a reasonable comment that she made...
as the other 7 or so posters who highlighted its stupidity....
yeah i'll call someone a dickhead if they say something stupid, that also insinuates that my post was sexist...
how is harassing pointing out that we don't delete posts?
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Toria didn't imply you was being sexist - only that men also piss in public places like doorways of shops etc.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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I don't know if you have a penis or not but the general Etiquette is to piss against something not just let it flow into the wind.
Like when I was a teen I got high on shrooms and had a glorious piss against the front door of the freemasions grand lodge in London.
*prouds*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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You know all to well I don't have a penis and once again the point is the way DD refers to Toria as a dickhead
rather than the semantics of what was said or what was inferred.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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Actually I didn't know were male, female or miscellaneous.
I was pointing out that there's levels of pissing in public and she was way outside the norms.
Women piss in public at fests too but they find handy bushes to water.
Men have trees women have bushes.
That is the etiquette.
Just voiding your bladder in the middle of a crowd is beyond accepted social norms.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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You have been on b3ta long enough to know I'm a woman!
and that my common-law husband died just last year - thank you!
And it not about the pissing in public - it's about the way DD speaks to my friend Toria (who is also a female in case you were struggling). It was bang out of order to call her a dickhead and bang out of order to imply I must be retarded because I don;t agree with him. So I played his game and called him a cock! End of discussion
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Ok first up
No I had no idea, people don't go round here wearing id badges.
If a poster is a man or woman is of no reliance most times.
Second...
Whilst i'm sorry to hear about your husband it's not something I brought up. So to imply a slight against you from me because of it is unfair.
I'll leave you to the rest of this thread because i'm not touching it with a 10 foot barge pole.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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That's the second "End of Discussion" we've had in the last 10 mins
Can you guys just agree that girls and boys should piss under bushes or against walls, respectively, so we can get back on with the serious business of posting links and funny banter?
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YOYOYO OLI's IN DA HOUSE!!!!!
Although I think outdoor mictuation is thoroughly acceptable, publicly pissing in the middle of a crowd is a bit extreme, if a guy stood in the midst of hundreds of people in the middle of a field and got his winkwonk out and pissed it would be deemed unnacceptable. Similarly a woman pissing in the middle of a crowd isn't nice, it's a bit grubby TBH. OLI!!! 'sup?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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Yo Skelmeister! S'up, homie?
Yeah, I'm good. I know I'm good because I'm not covered in mud and someone else's piss. It's just not my thing any more, and I'm good with that now.
How's your Monday going?
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This panicked me, then baffled me, then I realised it's Tuesday.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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This is the most heated argument
I have ever seen about weeing etiquette.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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One of my mates got drunk once and pissed on my TV.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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A drunk young lady pissed on my rug once too
Many moons ago...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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Only cost a bottle of vodka and a pack of smokes
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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Oh dear.
I wouldn't know what to do at all. I mean, do you whip it off there and rinse it under the kitchen tap or rush to the bedroom to see if you've a spare?
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I threw it out the window
It was rank. I think it might still be stuck in the hedge to this day....
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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why the fuck
was that woman just pissing in the mud? fucking wrong-un
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^this^
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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Lucky it was just a golden shower
He could have got scatted right up...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:18,
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He looks like he has been
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:26,
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Ours is not to question why.
Ours is but to dew and slide.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:29,
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Regardless of how the wee ended up on the face, it's still hilarious.
Because he got wee on his face.
but yeah, peeing in a huge opening in the crowd? wtf. Only cattle do that
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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I like the top comment.
'Why are people calling V Festival a 'music festival? It's not a music festival it's a bunch of cunts in a field.'
And how.
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That's how I feel about T in The Park
It is like being stuck in an incredibly shit pub, full of tossers you would swerve like hyper-thrush, who throw piss cups around, stab each other and drink the worlds worst lager.
With good music.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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What a pisser.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:58,
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You absolute cunt.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:10,
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AND A SEXIST.
YOU HORRIBLE SEXIST.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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Oh thank god for that, I thought it was cat AIDS for a minute.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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I was just about to post this.
Mindpiss. In more ways than one.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:04,
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Wait...is she having a PISS?
In front of everyone? What a dirty fucking smelly tramp. At least find a tree to go behind or something. Disgusting.
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I stand by my previous comment
and also add this one:
How fucking dare she pull her fudgie grundies down in public and expose her rancid arse and fanny to all and sundry before pissing like a diabetic horse?
I sincerely hope her flaps fall off, the dirty, skanky, stinky, pissy bitch-hippy.
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I've been to V twice.
The ladies toilets are always a massive cock up. Luckily i'm not a lady.
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