Thinking of going to Australia?NSFW
You might want to think again after this little information film edit - NSFW for sweariness - only thought of this afterward. That and the fact that it features an Australian in vernacular mode
Haha
Even their fluff is a bit too Dr Moreau.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:23,
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Even though I know his tongue is firmly in his cheek
I'm still cringing like a dog in a bath.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:11,
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I think
that's what made me smile so much about it. That and the bit about the special wood and its "conductivity"
(gearanach#wankwankwank, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:20,
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I bet Wogawoga is a real place though
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:31,
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Yep it is real
But it's called Wagga Wagga. So good they named it twice! And as an Australian, I can tell you that the spiders aren't that bad.... they don't like loud noises and hot weather, so any hot day and if your loud then you'll be right :) The real things that us Australians fear are Drop Bears. They kill more people than sharks, spiders and snakes combined, but the killings are never reported by the news. it's just better that way.
(Mr Yellowdosen't eat snow., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 8:54,
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I've been to Waggawagga
And Woolloomooloo, and Kickatinalong.
(Varmint, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:46,
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The winner should be
Iron Knob
(Mr Yellowdosen't eat snow., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:32,
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(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^) ALTHOUGH WE'RE A BIT WORRIED ABOUT BRUCE THERE, HE SEEMS TO HAVE A 'THING' ABOUT BEING PEED ON.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:19,
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Nothing personal I don't hate the things; I just have to disagree in this instance. Fuck that.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:23,
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^THIS
Yeah UK Team Spiders which I rescue from the bath but not these bat shit mentalists.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33,
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There was a fucking big spider on my wall last night
I went to get a glass and a bit of paper to put it outside and when I came back it had gone!
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:30,
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it knows where you sleep...
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33,
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A few years ago, blearly-eyed and stoned I lifted the sheets of my bed about midnight on a school night, and right in the middle was a fucking huge spider - almost like those above. I gave it legs, so I spent about the next hour turning my bedroom upside down to get the fucker out.
I didn't kill it though, because I'm nice.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33,
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I came home drunk one night got into bed and found a house spider on my pillow
I punched it to death
that's the difference between being drunk and being stoned.
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:49,
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I had a moth land on my mouth in the dark in bed
Not pleasant. I was probably stoned then though in all honesty.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:53,
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hahah
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:56,
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It probably just went up the chimney.
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:35,
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haha
I just did a snort
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:38,
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(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDER CLAUS!
:D
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:40,
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but thats where the wasps live
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:47,
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Man up pick the bugger up
I currently have a big emo spider which I keep rescuing from the bath only to find it's back there again. "Leave me alone I want to die here."
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:37,
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It was too fast That's the frightening thing.
Those buggers are like Linford Christie...
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:42,
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its frightening because they're black?
racist!
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:47,
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If they had eight legs And trapped people in webs I'd be racist.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:56,
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They have massive cocks?
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:58,
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(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^)
ALL OF THE SPIDERS
(H.B.Mupps, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 1:57,
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Ahh...Big Spider
We know about your spiders. Fuck you for having the most deadly.
(drunksteveis not drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 6:27,
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Okay, In all fairness to spiders
They are not monsters, and in many ways serve a higher purpose of dealing with far more awful vermin. Having a good spider around is a good thing. However, if the lady says kill the 8 legged monster, oblige, for the sake of not having to deal with anymore bullshit.
(drunksteveis not drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 6:36,
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This is a perfectly balanced human being.
Perfect back story and general advices about anything really.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:29,
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As also found in the UK
One was found in Sussex. In a packing crate with bike parts.