
Is she squirting weapons of mass destruction up his bum hole?
( , Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:59, Reply)

He's not slept in years for fear of Assange fucking him in his sleep.
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)

..she whispered. As she forcefully pulled the troubled yet decidedly eager former PM to her bosom. As she had done so many times before, she tightly squeezed his moob and said "Smile Tony. Smile for Bandar"...
{Ok that's enough I'm off to bed}
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:59, Reply)

( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)

swims like a psychopath
quacks like pyschopath
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)

Oh.
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)

I know DLT does, my mate somehow got one every year.
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:43, Reply)

They have done Valentines Day cards for kids to give to their parents though...
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:54, Reply)

'Stand still Tony and smile, or I'll shove my lizard hand into your chest cavity and eat your still beating heart...XxXxXXxxX'
( , Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)