YPLAC is finally flogging stuff.
I made this!
Alright lads. Sorry for the spam, but youparklikeacunt.com wouldn't be a fraction of what it is today without B3ta's help.
Anyway, give us a click and see what you think. If you buy today, you might be wrapping your cunt-parking neighbour's car in YPLAC Crime Scene tape on Christmas Day. Better to give than receive, yeah? The cable ties look ace too.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 9:23,
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Tempted by the stickers,
although, as a cyclist, YDLAC ones would get almost daily use...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:27,
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Ha!
Sadly that Twitter abbreviation was taken by some old random Spanish dude.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:50,
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I could have done with some of this years ago,
when I found a car in an Oxford Park & Ride carpark, which was smack bang in the middle of the access lane,
but perfectly oriented between the lines of a space. All they needed to do was roll the car forward by a car length or so and it would have been fine.
I left a note saying "Nice parking dickhead!"
The best thing is, I returned to my car at exactly the time the lady returned to hers, so I even got to see her disgruntled reaction to my note!
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What does the tape say?
Might be an idea to include details like that in the product description btfw.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:26,
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Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 15:07,
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That's a good question. I can't quite remember myself.
Something like "Parking Crime Scene - Do Better Than This Person". Had to be a little careful with the language because I didn't want innocent members of the public to be accosted by the C word. Would've loved to fill it with expletives.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 16:56,
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