bojo the clown quits
total and utter fucking cunt
Boris Johnson quits as MP and claims he is victim of ‘partygate and Brexit witchunt’
(, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:24, Reply)
Like Trump doing his usual
of blaming everyone else unaware that he is a total lying charlatan who would change any opinion if it benefited his narcissistic grasping for attention and advancement, I hope he dies in a bin fire
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:52,
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Why?
Does it work, the whole wishing thing?
It'll change huge swathes of the political landscape if it does.
Edit : Wait, didn't you want to burn the witch upthread? I feel I'm missing a joke here. If I am, it's quite funny, too.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 2:15,
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If it did
Then there would be thousands of exploded heads in traffic jams across the country every bank holiday weekend.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 11:17, Reply)
You are missing a joke here,
but it relates to the toxic crusaders of /talk...
Long story short, I publicly stated my desire for all racists to kill themselves, /talk's toxic crusaders took umbrage and here's a link: b3ta.com/talk/8372786
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 14:59,
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I still think I'm missing something
your words made sense, but they didn't seem to relate to the link you posted, which was something about queef richards and ducks.
Anyway, I get the joke/meaning now. I'll take your words at face value, no need for another link.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:22,
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He got the Big Calls Right.
Like taking credit for all the hard work of AZ and the NHS, dithering for fucking ages before locking down resulting in thousands of additional deaths (and thousands more due to Covid delaying operations and putting staff off sick), and then proceeding to repeatedly take the piss while Mr Average had to watch their parents die via Zoom. And then a bit later he decides oh, perhaps Britain wouldn't look too good internationally if we let Putin just grab a bit of extra land only a couple of thousand miles from us while we sit by idly. Truly, a latter-day Churchill.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:46,
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At least he fulfilled the Brexit promises of cutting immigration, reducing our dependence on foreign labour, and having £350M extra a week to save the NHS.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:53,
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So...
He claims to be a victim of that stuff he did, and having consequences for his actions for the first time in his life?
My heart bleeds for him, although it bleeds directly into my arteries, so no change from before, I guess.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 2:19,
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What if Sir Keir was a futuristic ice cream?
Fire up DALL-E
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 8:37,
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I like to think he's launching into orbit from a swing bin.
You can even see his little first stage boosters!
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 11:44, Reply)
Alright, Tony.
Attempting to re-invent yourself again before realising (again) that you'll always be a chippy little twat no matter how determined you are to turn over a new leaf? Good luck!
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 13:45, Reply)
I'm convinced it's one person.
Right wing Scots are rare enough, to find two in the the same place, both arguing on each other's behalf, that's just so far beyond being an unlikely coincidence.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 15:25,
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I'm a centre-left Scot and I'm baffled by the existence of Scottish tories, I really am.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 15:32, Reply)
I'd rather be associated with the Right-wing than with those radicalised JSO/XR fuckwits.
Although, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if those cunts were bad actors installed as false flags by the Right-wing in order to cause reputational harm to the left.
I definitely have a fervent enthusiasm for authoritarianism though. I'm sure that alone would be enough to curl your lot's birkenstocks.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 20:25, Reply)
Plus, both feeble fuckwits changed their usernames at the same time, before both changing them back at the same time.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 22:25, Reply)