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Has Queef been arrested for exposing himself to ducks or something?

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 14:48, archived)
Hopefully.

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 14:55, archived)
Maybe he finally killed himself?

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(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:30, archived)
Please stop wishing death on people

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:34, archived)
It is rather tasteless.

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:56, archived)
Not really the point for me. It just makes you look more of a cunt given your previous stance on exactly the same thing.

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)
But without consistency and rigidly enforced rules this website would be chaos
/ac
(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:47, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:32, archived)
oh, you do

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:33, archived)
Well my main point was to say something with the correct number of syllables for the turtle power pun.
If you'd like a serious discussion this is probably the worst place for it, but you know I'm always up for a good argument.
(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:25, archived)
No you're not

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:53, archived)
No thanks, tried that, turns out you really are just a feisty little twat with a load of self-serving bollocks to justify your aggression.

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:24, archived)
LITTLE??

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 0:44, archived)
I think it's ok as long as we assume they're not brown
at least that's the message I'm getting here
(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:53, archived)
Looks like you're spoiling for a personal argument
careful your emotions don't overheat.

I'm sure queef really appreciates you sticking up for his right to joke about killing n-words. I'm not sure this is the hill you want to kill yourself on.
(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:28, archived)
you're fucking ludicrous

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:18, archived)
You're clearly upset.
Therefore I win!
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 0:45, archived)
Lol

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:37, archived)
Don't be ridiculous
Ducks can't call the police
(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)
*something about The Bill*

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:08, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:09, archived)
Donald "Duck" Dunn would disagree

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:08, archived)
as would Drake

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:51, archived)
I think he's dead

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:54, archived)
how about Lesley-Anne Down?

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:26, archived)
You know I look out at Saddleworth Moor every day?

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:54, archived)
Since she disappeared, you mean

(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 0:28, archived)
If snitches get stitches
quackers get whackers.
(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)
y

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:08, archived)
nah I'm just too busy being a neighbourhood hardnut to post on here much, soz

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:09, archived)
Could you sort out those fucking quad bikers, like

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:15, archived)
DON'T FUCKING SMILE AT ME, MATE

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:15, archived)
SMILING IS PROHIBITED BY THE COUNCIL

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:26, archived)
DON'T MAKE ME EMAIL THE FUCKING NEWHAM COUNCIL CLERK OF WORKS, YOU SLAG

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:30, archived)
These days, if you say you're happy

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:30, archived)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCnxt7myl4&pp=ygUbaGFwcHkgdGFsayBjYXB0YWluIHNlbnNpYmxl

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:39, archived)
and you know it, they cut off your hands

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)
TRY HOLDING A HAMMER DRILL NOW YOU CUNT

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:26, archived)
The hours of blade study finally paid off
and then the whole council clapped
(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:51, archived)
While you were playing with your ring, I was studying Narsil, one of the most iconic blades from The Lord of the Rings, wielded by Elendil and shattered into pieces during his defeat by Sauron.

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:35, archived)
I bet you are harder than Danny Dyer
Have you considered running the queen Vic?
(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:28, archived)
I hate to come over all planearm, but I quite enjoyed his recent travel show with his daughter

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:39, archived)
IBYD,YDOB

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:42, archived)
Broadsword luvs Danny lol

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:58, archived)
<s> calling

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:52, archived)
it was hilarious eh

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:36, archived)
The forest gate fowl flasher

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 15:29, archived)
Which R&B/ pop singer liked to spend only 50p when shopping on a Saturday night?
Oliver Cheapham!!!
(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)
Mob records y/n

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)
Cathy Dennis, cor

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:49, archived)
Tamra Keenan y/n

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:52, archived)
Nicer than my wife

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:59, archived)
Ooh, sex!

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:02, archived)
Bet he's having a hardcore gaming sesh

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 16:54, archived)
He loves a good 2D platformer

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 17:01, archived)
risk of rain ftw

(, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 18:07, archived)