But on the plus side, it sounds like I might benefit from this exercise, so have a click!
(, Sun 1 Nov 2026, 22:13, Reply)
he's either knowingly lying for money or he's a delusional idiot, therefore you do not want to take health advice from him.
(, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 2:17, Reply)
Just be sure to post videos of you nucking.
For science, you understand!
(, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 5:07, Reply)
nuckin' an' a twerkin'
showin' off your merkin
ladies all a lookin'
you gittin' all attenshunnn
(, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 15:05, Reply)
Keep nuckin', nuckin', nuckin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies nuckin', rawhide
Through rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishin' my gal was nuckin' by my side
(, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 16:15, Reply)
which counts as another valid reason not to take health advice from him.
Phil Hammond uses this test to determine how close to death people are (using his own scrotum, not mine).
(, Mon 2 Nov 2026, 18:17, Reply)
Is it a median level of wrinkliness or an outlier, can it be calibrated.
A scrotum scale would be handy.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 2:29, Reply)
There's a new mockumentary about alternative medicine. I think it's called Cunk on Nuck
(, Tue 3 Nov 2026, 6:03, Reply)