Tight jeans, fast cars, luxurious curly hair, abhorrent views. What do you think of Jeremy Clarkson stealing your act?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:16, 2 replies)

What fertilizer do you use on your chest?

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I heard
your penis is the size of a tic-tac and bent at a right-angle. There must be a story behind that?
(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)

which would look better
KITT in a red bathing costume

or Pamela Anderson in black bullet proof armour?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Dave. You're doing panto in Bristol this year.
I live in Bristol. Fancy a few pints and a burger? I saw a video of you where both beer and burgers seemed to be your favourite thing in the world.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:43, 1 reply)

do you like horses?
are they your friends?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

have you ever been mistake for some some cold meat
i only ask because i belive that the haslet would have been better suited to your role in thumb raiders of the last ork
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Are you aware of sexeh Htlr?

(SSSSSSSSSS, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 21:06, Reply)

What is the circumcision of a binocular triangle?

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 20:54, Reply)

talking about your time in the army
when you had to serve 5000 mr whippys or get court martialed for not having your hair permed correctly to girl guides regulations and failing to stop at the edge of the paddling pool before entering the dragon fruit with michael barymoor ? did you consider that Pi=r2 and that pumpkin pie is the favourite food of eskimono's who sang belfast child as the titanic went down for the third time and allowing for some statisical errors the must be exterminated or mankind will live for evermore because of new years day do you think that peter sutcliff prefers claw hammers or ball peen hammers for opening in a store near you soon so dont forget about the sunshine on a rainy gay and proud to be an americant get you out of my head any way the point can you lend me a fiver till you get a new perm
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

after you fnish with that
can you tell me the time please
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Would you rather have an alsatian bark up your arsehole
Or would you rather have an old man whistle into your mouth for an hour and a half?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:44, 1 reply)

what's your favourite conspiracy theory? you must have loads

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Dear David.
Where are my keys?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Dear David,
what are your views on Parsnips?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)

can dogs look up?
i'm trying to settle an arguement with a friend here and your input would be greatly appreciated.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

after your long years of alcoholism
and your fight back to being sober and gaining work again, at what point did you realize you are twat?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)

You appeared on Soccer AM...
last year in December, did you get to meet the Soccerette per chance, her "Top Tekker" was to be able to "eat a lemon without making a face", I used to work with her and asked her to get me your autograph which was never forthcomming, why is this?

Also, who out of all the acts that were never televised on Britain or America's got Talent was the most mind boggling? Some of the ones that do get on are pretty mental but I can't help wondering what else goes on that we never get to see......... Enlighten me with details please.

Thank you.
(superkitty is neither super nor a kitty, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Do you ever regret walking into Mulhares dressing room without knocking only to find him sucking off that mexican kid?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

which is your favourite flavour WKD?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

SHOE ON HEAD

( Zuowan, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Some people have sex with cars.
*raise an eyebrow*
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Have you ever eaten an egg that was not a chicken egg?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Why dont you use your real name on b3ta instead of calling yourself Rory Lyon?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 7:36, Reply)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Who would you get to play you in the "David Hasselhoff" film?
What is it like to hit a woman?
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 23:58, Reply)

David
Pink or brown ?
(Bitter and Twisted, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Do cars still talk to you?





Also do you reacon you'd have Jan Michael Vincent in a fight?





Did you ever fuck bonnie?



















Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)