Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
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Why do fools fall in loveWhy do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the break of day
Why do they fall in love
Why does the rain
Fall from up above
Why do fools fall in love
Why do they fall in love
Love is a losing game
Love can be a shame
I know of a fool you see
For that fool is me
Tell my why
Tell me why
Why do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the break of day
Why do they fall in love
Why does the rain
Fall from up above
Why do fools fall in love
Why do they fall in love
Why does my heart skip a crazy beat
For I know
It will reach defeat
Tell me why
Tell my why
Why do fools fall in love
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:06,
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You calling my bird gay?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:35,
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you turned her(, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 13:51, closed)
Girl, I love the way you work it,And, if you let me, I wanna flip reverse it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:07,
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Only fools
Never fall in love
They don't take a chance
Give a second glance
Only fools
Never give their heart
To anyone
Cos they're only fools
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 14:28,
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You don't give your heart though, do you Jason?You give your BOTTOM, don't you?
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So we can also add grave-digging to your list of offences, can we?Are they no depths to which you won't sink Jase?
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He knew that he would be stiff for him(, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 16:34, closed)
The only circumstances in which any man would be...(, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 11:04, closed)
And this love, Fool, osophy is killingPrevious illusions that
I had in my mind about you
Seems so true, all the lies you're telling
Tragically compelling and
My love it means nothing to you
So maybe I'm still a love Fool
I don't want to be a love Fool
I don't want the world I want you
But don't let me be your love Fool
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 20:58,
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