as I write this I realise how bad it is...
When I was 17, I started going to raves and during my 'honeymoon period' of ecstatic appreciation, I would do anything i could to get down to the local rave pit, and get amongst it.

One weekend, I really wanted to go and see this certain DJ, but had little to no money to fund my evening of entertainment. I started looking around the house for things to sell, this being my mum's house... I found a mobile phone with a Winnie the Pooh cover on it. My little sisters phone (she was 10, so I somehow managed to convince myself that this was just). I took her phone down to the local crack converters, and got £22 for it. Then spent that money on drugs.

After a few days, my mum asked me if I had seen it, and I said that I hadn't. So she developed a theory that this guy (a known rogue) who had been doing some manual work in the house had stolen it. Obviously I didn't disagree with her. Needless to say, he wasn't invited back to do any work.

One day I will confess to this. But, maybe when I'm older.
(Spyan in Swedish I am 'The Sick', Sun 21 Oct 2012, 0:26, 16 replies)

you are a horrible human being
soz
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 3:30, closed)

Yeah. I don't think this is going to get the sympathy or lols that you're looking for. You're a dick and you'll never grow up.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 9:10, closed)

yeah i know i'm a dick, i have to deal with it on a daily basis
I wasn't really looking for lols either...just thought i'd share my story.
(Spyan in Swedish I am 'The Sick', Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:05, closed)

Well watch out for the self-righteous police
They're on to ya
(McChinaman banned, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:10, closed)

I'm a massive prick I don't care about other people

(Spyan in Swedish I am 'The Sick', Wed 24 Oct 2012, 20:00, closed)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 10:44, closed)

in before the inevitable delete

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 10:52, closed)

You only realise this is bad now as you are writing it?
........
( Bamboo Steamer, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 11:29, closed)

I do hope you're not an atheist
cos right now your only chance of redemption is via religion.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 13:11, closed)

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 21 Oct 2012, 14:33, closed)

Who the fuck gives their ten year old a phone?
(Avnas dosh!, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 16:46, closed)

The sort of parent who produces a thieving little scrote, that's who.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 21 Oct 2012, 17:25, closed)

click

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 20:27, closed)

You can't let a ten year old loose down the docks without some way of contacting her pimp.
You monster.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 18:19, closed)

This does rather make you sound
like an unmitigated bastard.

Who steals from their kid sister?
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:04, closed)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
inb4 "cheers"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:52, closed)

I like this

(cs1ca, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:17, closed)

I'm not sure that we'll ever sink any lower than
"I ripped-off my kid sister to fund my drug habit".
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:37, closed)

Not sure about that. Captain Placid hasn't posted yet about getting teenage girls to kill themselves.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 20:29, closed)

You forgot "and lost some innocent guy his job as a result"

This is almost perfectly horrible.
(cs1ca, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:00, closed)