When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Since the death of Rocky, my prize fighting whelk (see page 1)I am assembling a crack team of fighting animals.
I am therefore seeking:
- a hard cock
- a killer pussy
- big puppies
- a great ass
*ducks*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:16,
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HeeHaw!/is an ass (arse)
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:17,
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...I've got a great ass for you....
/coat
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hmmnice ducks
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i have a pair ofthe biggest puppies you've ever seen
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:28,
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smashmonkeyDo you have the sweeties, rohypnol and an entire extended family on welfare to ensure the proper Daily Mail scandal and outrage though?
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What...........no goats?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:40,
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thankfully noti think i'd make myself disappear if the daily mail ran a story about me. i'd never live down the shame
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:41,
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If you can supply the latter threeI'm sure there will be plenty of volunteers for the first one.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:42,
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Ive gotsome ducks.
what?
EDIT - damn, just noticed halfys post up there. Took all the spontaneity out of my post rendering it not funny. sorry.
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I've got......a couple of hairy bullocks you can have
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