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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Since the death of Rocky, my prize fighting whelk (see page 1)
I am assembling a crack team of fighting animals.

I am therefore seeking:
- a hard cock
- a killer pussy
- big puppies
- a great ass

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:16, 10 replies)
HeeHaw!
/is an ass (arse)
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I've got a great ass for you....


/coat
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:19, closed)
hmm
nice ducks
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:22, closed)
i have a pair of
the biggest puppies you've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:28, closed)
smashmonkey
Do you have the sweeties, rohypnol and an entire extended family on welfare to ensure the proper Daily Mail scandal and outrage though?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30, closed)
What......
.....no goats?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:40, closed)
thankfully not
i think i'd make myself disappear if the daily mail ran a story about me. i'd never live down the shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)
If you can supply the latter three
I'm sure there will be plenty of volunteers for the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:42, closed)
Ive got
some ducks.

what?

EDIT - damn, just noticed halfys post up there. Took all the spontaneity out of my post rendering it not funny. sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:45, closed)
I've got...
...a couple of hairy bullocks you can have
(Snuffy114 demands a cyber razor cut, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:20, closed)

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