Bugger...
.
Bit of a back story here. Me and the Mrs have recently become the proud owner of a shiny new kitten. Called Meep ('cos that's what she said when I asked her her name...)


Anyway.I've been waiting all week for one special moment. The moment when Mrs Legless was home and Meep did her "attack Legless in a cute and endearing way". Then the Mrs was going to take a pic and I'd post it up here. Would have been a sure-fire vote getter. B3tans are suckers for cute pictures of cats.

But it isn't to be as Mrs Legless has been rushed to hospital to have an emergency op. Going yellow tended to freak out her colleagues. So I've spent the day, bricking it, in case something went wrong. They don't call hospitals "The Dying Place" for nothing you know.

But all turned out well. A few quick slashes by a surgeon, dig around with pointy metal hook and drag out offending organ, cut the bastard into tiny bits and the job's a good 'un. She now weighs slightly less by about the weight of a gall bladder.

Next fight is to try and stop her going straight back to work.

Oh - and the cute attack my cat makes? It stands on the back of the couch, puts it's paw on my head and then starts to chew the top of my skull. I was going to post it up with the caption "BRAINZZZZ"

Cheers all

and a special thanks to the guy upstairs who made sure nothing went wrong during the op. I owe you one. I'll sacrifice a virgin when I can but they're a bit thin on the ground here in Melbourne...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:22, 19 replies)

I'm sending my love out there for you and the Mrs.
I've got loads to spare.

Meep, what a fecking brill idea.

Weighing less is always a plus for us wimmin.

*Edit* Does it have to be a female virgin? There's loads of male ones on this website, I'm sure.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:28, closed)

Similarly...
A friend of mine took in a stray cat of the street and when asked what it would like to be called, said cat howled 'Noooooooooooooal' as cats often do..

Right then Noal it is said my friend, and Noal he remained fir the rest of his days!
(misshotlips, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:30, closed)

I've
had several cats called "Cooking Fat" as that's what I say when I trip over the bastard.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:33, closed)

@BGB
I'm shocked! Pandering to the perceived stereotype of male website geeks not being versed in teh way of teh sexytime...

I expected better from you*


*Not really, of course. The males on here (apart from a select few) are obviously either harbouring two tins of Fussels milk between their legs, or taking out their frustrations on goats
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:38, closed)

I resent that implication Davros
I choose goats because they talk less. Nothing to do with frustrations.

edit - oh and glad everything went well with the op Legless.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:45, closed)

@legless
Cooking Fat? Wonder if it's a Northern thing?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:53, closed)

.
*drums fingers waiting for the penny to drop*
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:54, closed)

Cooking fat
= fooking cat.

Glad to hear your mrs is ok Legless.

@al Goats are a lifestyle choice for me too. My Mrs is stunning, but she ain't no Billy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:56, closed)

Just a bit of fun, chaps...
As I'm sure you well know by now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)

@Ds' G
I don't believe you, I'm going to think of you as b3ta's only Goatist.
Unless you add the Goat Fan Club badge to your profile.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:03, closed)

@Bert
I've changed my board sig - will that do?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:26, closed)

Hmmm...
I guess it'll have to do, but until I see photographic evidence of you loving a goat I will remain sceptical.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:29, closed)

@legless
Perhaps I should explain. I've known a few friends name their cats trex (as in cooking fat) but all northerners. Never heard of it from elsewhere.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:32, closed)

meh
I absolutely hate fucking goats.







Maybe I should stop fucking them
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:34, closed)

You're just not doing it right
Get some Marvin Gaye on the stereo, a bottle of wine, some candle light, a thick sheepskin rug, and make sweet, sweet love to that nanny goat properly.
You'll love it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:54, closed)

Glad she's doing well
*Sending lots of goaty love!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 16:19, closed)

Happy she's ok
smurf
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 19:45, closed)

my mum had that op
her doc said she needed a bare minimum of 9 days' rest. as she has 4 kids, she didn't listen and started getting up and about after 6 days, the day after they let her come home(too soon, i'm sure). because of this, she ended up nearly rupturing herself and was forced to rest for 3 weeks. please, tell your missus this. a few more days' rest now will mean less time off in the long run.
good luck and good health to you both.
(LIMES, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:21, closed)

Best wishes...
for a speedy recovery for your Mrs.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:27, closed)