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(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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Not me, but wish it was...
Bit of a pea roast, but appropriate...
A guy I worked with rode his motorbike to work every day and one day was cut off, intentionally by some guy who forced him off the road, watched him crash and yelled "Sucker!" or somethign similar as he drove away. The motorbike rider got his numberplate though and this being Queensland in the 1980s, called a mate on the force who quite happily gave him the driver's name, address and phone number.
So later that day he phones him up...
"Hello? This is the guy on the black Ducati you cut off today. I'm going to get you. Might not be today, might not be tomorrow, but sooner or later I'm going to get you..."
And this went on for AGES. The driver changed his number, even moved house (coincidental, I'm sure, not becuase of the calls) but every time the friend in uniform would give him the new details and he'd start up again. Years after it all started I ran into my old colleague in a pub and asked what had happened.
"You know what? I haven't called him in about two years! Let's give it a go!"
And off to the payphone...
"Hello mate, its me, the guy on the black Ducati..."
Apparently at this point the guy just started screaming "Leave me alone! Leave me alone!!!" And up he hung.
I like to think that every now and then he still makes a call.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 0:05, 11 replies)

amazing story kerlik
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 0:49, closed)
Thats fantastic
Nothing like the QLD coppers in the days of old.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 5:31, closed)
Love this.
Proper stalker-style. The guy was been sitting on a knife edge waiting for a pissed-off biker looking for revenge. You let him stew down and forget for 2 years. Then call again and remind him of your existence. I wouldn't be suprised if he was sectioned.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 8:52, closed)
Rather than use the police to harrass him
why didnt he REPORT him to the police?

Then harrass him.
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 9:54, closed)
Report him? To the Queensland police? And expect action?
You clearly didn't live in Queensland during the 1980s.
(, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 6:58, closed)
On behalf of motorcyclists everywhere,
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:13, closed)
As a fellow Queenslander and friend of motorcyclists everywhere, you get a click.
Good man!
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:33, closed)
Yeah for you!
Am also a biker so good job! Some drivers are such wangnuts...
(, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:31, closed)

*click* from another biker =D
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 2:36, closed)
Click from a former Queenslander

(, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:05, closed)
as a biker

Who suffers singaporean drivers, have a click
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 0:13, closed)

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